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Short man syndrome

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Hongkongphooey, Jul 9, 2019.

  1. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    41, 5'11 and still got a full head of hair. Just one of life's lucky people I suppose. :cool:
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  2. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    Is @monkeytassle banned or summit.

    ‘Fire in the hole!!!!!’
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  3. THExpress

    THExpress Central Defender

    Shout out to the short kings
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  4. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Perfect length mate. And you’re alreet for your age. Respec.
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  5. jackpunch

    jackpunch Central Defender

    I'm 5'6" bit thin on top and full of fucking aggression you wankers .... So long as no one answers back.

    Bloke next door has a real short man syndrome. Full of hell about the world permanently.... Work, wife, politics, footy, holidays, family.... He has a rant about everything

    I couldnt be arsed.
  6. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Cheers mate. Means a lot there.
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  7. Running Man

    Running Man Midfield

  8. muggboots

    muggboots Striker


    She had to go down on one knee so he could propose.

    I'm only 5ft 9and 7/8ths and it's never bothered me at all. However, it must be really awful being a scenty, lightweight, crack vacuum.
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2019
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  9. I know a chap who has short man syndrome and that explanation is spot on :)
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  10. andy

    andy Striker

    Imagine being under 6ft
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  11. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    A lad at work is a proper sufferer of Small man syndrome. Tries to talk over everyone and be all superior constantly. The little shit.
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  12. You dont work where I do? :)

    Im printing that explanation off tomorrow and apart from the short arse my work colleagues will have a laugh.

    For the record I have a number of friends who are small but dont have short man syndrome.
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  13. bobpc30

    bobpc30 Winger

    Only if I went to shops away from where I lived.
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  14. Kubicki26

    Kubicki26 Central Defender

    I’m 6ft 9
  15. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    What did you say mate? I didn’t hear you down there pal
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  16. I like a bloke to be at least 5ft 11", I do like tall blokes with a full head of hair if I'm totally honest.
  17. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Nee bother, it'll have gone straight ower your head anyway.
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    OOOSH YEAH Midfield

    Let’s face it what woman doesn’t.
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  19. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

    Because it's funny?

    It would without steps.

    Judging by your posts on here you must be a crack shot at booting stots and as fit as fuck.

    Height liars. :lol:

    5'8" is the average height of most conversations. No the wonder you've got a hunched back like Old Father Time and isolation issues.
    Last edited: Jul 9, 2019
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  20. Wullhawar

    Wullhawar Full Back

    @Julio is only 4ft 11inches iirc

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