Short man syndrome

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Hongkongphooey, Jul 9, 2019.

  1. Worked on the doors in bars and clubs around Boro in the 90's and then after that ran pubs all over the NE until around 8 years ago. Small men have issues...
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  2. andy

    andy Striker

    At your age i think your dream of reaching 5'8" is a ship that has well and truly sailed.
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  3. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

    :lol: I saw this thread and thought well I'm going to get tagged at some point, ERM 5'7 to be precise marra.

    A lass I worked with once asked me my height and said "aw it's just I could cope with your height for a boyfriend but no shorter" I wasn't sure whether to be offended or flattered.
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  4. jacko100

    jacko100 Striker

    Cheeky wagon. Hope you asked how big her tits were for the same reason
  5. Lewberry pie

    Lewberry pie Striker

  6. Al

    Al Midfield

    I was once talking to my vertically challenged boss about another guy who worked for him who had small man issues and how he always wore stacked heels. Boss looked at me and said “if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life it’s that if you’re five foot two you’re five foot fucking two and that’s the fucking end of it”. Not sure what the moral of the story is here- I’m six foot fucking two and I don’t give a shit.
  7. hullmackem

    hullmackem Striker

    What an odd thread.
  8. Hongkongphooey

    Hongkongphooey Striker

    They can be shouty when they’ve had a couple of half’s, especially the baldies
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  9. Teed

    Teed Striker

  10. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    There’s a fisherman from shields called. Shalla watta Pete.
  11. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    You must have been grafting when Duffy was kicking about then?
  12. muggboots

    muggboots Striker

  13. Was a couple of years after he was stabbed
  14. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    He was a menace they reckon. The pubs would empty apparently.
  15. Aye he carried a fair reputation around Boro in those days. Pretty sure there was a documentary about him recently.
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  16. the boot

    the boot Midfield

    I might try and give it a show.
  17. Died from a single stab wound to the armpit if I remember correctly.
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  18. Arthur80

    Arthur80 Midfield

    Now if you combine the two and put a short man working the doors they really do have issues.
  19. Used to be like the police. Short arses not allowed.
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  20. phillips10

    phillips10 Full Back

    I was lucky, was the shortest lad in my year at school, thought I was doomed to a life of ridicule. :cry:

    Soon as I left school I shot up to six foot, thank fuck.

    I'd hate to only be 5 foot plus.

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