Short man syndrome



Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.
I am short and balding and I also have grey hair. Why is it acceptable to give me gyp for these issues that I have no control over?
 
You’re like Tyrion Lannister compared to me yer ginger midget..
Ginger? That’s me in me avatar man.

If you’re really tall that would make me feel a bit odd. This lad is a fireman and think he’s 6 foot 8. Did me f***ing head in :lol:

I am short and balding and I also have grey hair. Why is it acceptable to give me gyp for these issues that I have no control over?
I don’t think it is and don’t. Doesn’t bother me. My mate is tiny and a right radge little fucker.
 
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Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

With such a good start in life it's a shame you didn't do more with it imo.
 
Have you ever thought about getting a hair transplant? I would be absolutely distraught if I lost my hair. You can transform yourself with a good haircut
I haven’t had a good haircut in 20 years :lol: I am in my 50’s it’s ok mate,I am used to looking like shit :lol: but I always wanted to be 6 foot tall as a kid,just never happened :cry:
 
I haven’t had a good haircut in 20 years :lol: I am in my 50’s it’s ok mate,I am used to looking like shit :lol: but I always wanted to be 6 foot tall as a kid,just never happened :cry:
I’m sure you don’t look like shit man. I’m used to having hair etc so I suppose it’s me being a fanny. I’d be gutted. At least you’re probably not as clumsy as me. Phrenology would be difficult with my heed.
 
Have to admit I’m 6 foot 3 and if someone is taller than me I don’t like it. It’s fairly rare but I often go out with a group of mates and one is 6 foot 8, it took me ages to end up being mates with him and getting on.

Must be really hard when your short and feel inadequate most of the time. I think bald people must have the same problems. Must always feel like they need to prove something as they have a poor look about them.

I am bald and sit safe in the knowledge that my gift means I am at a minimum of 8 man points above those with hair.
 
Aye but yer cock length brings it down again.

I would argue but you are somewhat accurate in your assessment

We’re you arsed when you lost it? I’ve always been into clothing, hair etc. If it’s not something you took pride in it’s not a problem I guess.

Nah not really. Had been thinning since 15. Used to have thick shoulder length hair then it started dying within 3 months. Bit the bullet at 18 and never really cared since
 
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I would argue but you are somewhat accurate in your assessment



Nah not really. Had been thinning since 15. Used to have thick shoulder length hair then it started dying within 3 months. Bit the bullet at 18 and never really cared since
There ya go then. My old man has thick hair at 68 and shaves it off. Wasted on him.
 

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