Medical advice needed

[Hair Flick]

Long screwdriver is better, co's of it's flat end.

I bow to your superior tool / implement knowledge on these matters, as aways Ted lad.

 

[brir]

Seriously a visit to your GP is needed.

Speaking from experience its only going to get worse until you get it looked at. Had an ear infection last year which turned into a boil. I will spare the details but tears were shed shall we say....

 

[palm 1]

Whilst the SMB is a fantastic source of information regarding many different subjects , when it comes to your health , for god’s sake ask a professional!!!!

 

[Deleted member 559]

Whilst the SMB is a fantastic source of information regarding many different subjects , when it comes to your health , for god’s sake ask a professional!!!!

Reported

 

[PhilSAFC]

I've got an appointment for later today. Cant believe I've had to resort to the NHS, this place is a shadow of its former medical expertise self.

 

[Teed]

aye - over the counter ear drops are just for making money...

Fixed.

Seriously though, Hydrogen Peroxide 6% is the thing to use, you can gargle with it too, but it great for removing wax from the lugs.

 

[Vinny the Mackem]

*uses home remedy *

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[PTR]

What the fuck?

Skip to 30 seconds for the intro
Then skip to 2:45 for the main bit

 

[Bad_mother]

Whilst the SMB is a fantastic source of information regarding many different subjects , when it comes to your health , for god’s sake ask a professional!!!!

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[ighty seven]

Cut the c*nt off. Worked for Beethoven or whoever it was. Or did he blind himself. I forget. Probably best to see a Doctor tbh.

 

[Hair Flick]

Cut the c*nt off. Worked for Beethoven or whoever it was. Or did he blind himself. I forget. Probably best to see a Doctor tbh.

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[mackembuddha]

Grab a knitting needle and have a bit rake around. Should be ok, I reckon

Don't you need to be in a warm bath with a bottle of Gin for this?

 

[ighty seven]

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Van Gogh. That’s the one.

 

[girojim]

fill the affected ear with lion shit

 

[RossTheNinja]

Someone needs to work out the difference between oral and aural sex

Other than that...
Get some chewing gum and chew. A lot.
Chewing helps break up wax.

I would also recommend getting some olive oil drops in your ear and lying on your side and letting the oil get down into your ear. Lie like that for about 15 minutes, then turn over for 15 minutes.

Once you go black..... you go deaf

 

[PhilSAFC]

fill the affected ear with lion shit

finally a sensible answer

 

[becs]

"my f***ing ear is blocked up", Try using your other ear for sex instead.

Wonder if SBC has tried aural sex

 

[Deleted member 559]

Don't you need to be in a warm bath with a bottle of Gin for this?

Ooooofffff

 

[Keawyeds]

Once you go black..... you go deaf

Thank you, Tom Tucker!

 

[PhilSAFC]

Ooooofffff

Gone over my head that one