Medical advice needed

[Hair Flick]

leeches

ooh good shout

 

[Harry Angstrom]

pharmacist gave me drops which have done fuck all.


that's why I asked on here.

Go to walk in centre if you cannot get doctors appointment. The pain could get a LOT worse.

 

[oROSSo]

That long?

I like your sig. Cheers mate.

 

[Bad_mother]

go and let the practice nurse or walk in centre nurse have a look in your ear FFS.....

 

[Harry Angstrom]

leeches

Or this

 

[Charmless Man]

leeches

“Yeah, you have ghosts in your blood. You should do cocaine about it.”

 

[Deleted member 559]

Go to walk in centre if you cannot get doctors appointment. The pain could get a LOT worse.

Ignore this scaremongering. A jackhammer is your friend.

 

[muggboots]

Or you could try chopping your fingers off. It won't help with the ear pain but at least we won't have to read your whingeing.

 

[Bad_mother]

pharmacist gave me drops which have done fuck all.

aye - over the counter ear drops are just for ear wax....

 

[niknak_123]

On the plus side, half price entrance into the Deaf Club on match day

 

[Bad_mother]

Ignore this scaremongering. A jackhammer is your friend.

Dremel ear attachment shirley ...?

 

[Deleted member 559]

Dremel ear attachment shirley ...?

That’s just showing off.

 

[Charmless Man]

That long?

I’m trying to be optimistic as I like Phil.

 

[Bad_mother]

That’s just showing off.

well it's dual purpose mate - you can also use it for grinding out verrucas

(not even kidding, I know a man that actually dremelled his verruca out !!!)

 

[PTR]

"my f***ing ear is blocked up", Try using your other ear for sex instead.

Once you black, you go deaf.

 

[PhilSAFC]

I’m afraid it sounds like you only have two months to live.

the sweet relief of death is preferable to this ear situation iirc

 

[Teed]

Grab a knitting needle and have a bit rake around. Should be ok, I reckon

Long screwdriver is better, co's of it's flat end.

 

[Charmless Man]

Once you black, you go deaf.

What the fuck?

 

[TheSpecialone]

Buy some oil and use that to help soften the wax until you get an appointment at the docs so they can see right in, Might be just hard wax putting pressure on. Dont buy Ortex as it never works and you cant use it if you have any kind of infection

 

[Charmless Man]

Buy some oil and use that until you get an appointment at the docs, Might be just hard wax putting pressure on. Dont buy Ortex as it never works and you cant use it if you have any kind of infection

Yeah, I recommend Castrol.