I'm at a bastard wedding on the day of the play off final

[Napoleon Dynamite]

It's a f***ing football match to decide whether we play in a shit league or an even shitter league.

I guess it depends on what you value more highly. Its being played about 10 miles away and to be honest if it was in my garden I'd close the curtains. I don't even know what date it is

Only 10 miles away man

We could have had a pint at the shit cup trophy with Kev

 

[joemcdokes]

Well no but ok

Come on, making the numbers up in the Premier League is as shit as football can get.
If you think otherwise, you're as deluded a football fan as there is.

 

[monkeytassle]

Only 10 miles away man

We could have had a pint at the shit cup trophy with Kev

I think I had a 2 week old lid tbf

 

[Goat Eyes]

Only 10 miles away man

We could have had a pint at the shit cup trophy with Kev

I’d meet you for a pint.

 

[monkeytassle]

Come on, making the numbers up in the Premier League is as shit as football can get.
If you think otherwise, you're as deluded a football fan as there is.

I quite like match of the day

 

[Goat Eyes]

I think I had a 2 week old lid tbf

Have you missed an F off or should it be a K?

 

[joemcdokes]

I quite like match of the day

When we're not on it.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Are you ok?

Canny yeah

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

I’d meet you for a pint.

Yes

 

[Harry Angstrom]

I had tickets for a music festival when I was about 17 and couldn’t wait to go. I ended up getting glandular fever/tonsillitis or something and was bed ridden and missed it.

My dad felt sorry for me so he came in my room with a radio where they were broadcasting live from the main stage at the festival. He thought that would cheer me up. It had the opposite effect.

If I’m not going to the match with all my pals I’d rather not watch it to be honest.

I'd still probably watch it in the synagogue on my phone

 

[becs]

You need to get your priorities right Becs. It’s not every year we get to Wembley.

Oh and good luck.

Er. And I can’t go either

Thanks marra xx

Sorry to hear you can't go either

 

[Harry Angstrom]

It's a f***ing football match to decide whether we play in a shit league or an even shitter league.

I guess it depends on what you value more highly. Its being played about 10 miles away and to be honest if it was in my garden I'd close the curtains. I don't even know what date it is

f***ing hell. You have changed into a right miserable

 

[wasnotwas]

Starts at 4.30pm, there's no way I can do both. I've suggested I could just pop along for the evening do but that is completely unacceptable apparently.

I'm fucked.

Are they your mates or your wife's mates?

If the latter, an emergency could be invented.

 

[mickb2112]

Starts at 4.30pm, there's no way I can do both. I've suggested I could just pop along for the evening do but that is completely unacceptable apparently.

I'm fucked.

I missed seeing James Brown at The Sage a few years ago for a wedding. Then again, it was MY wedding. I wasn`t allowed pop out for a bit either

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

They’ll build up to the wedding, then it mysteriously won’t happen at the last minute.

The OP will have missed out on a ticket at this point, and thus won’t be going to a wedding, the match or have a job

Is he not one of your alter ego's??

 

[Harry Angstrom]

I missed seeing James Brown at The Sage a few years ago for a wedding. Then again, it was MY wedding. I wasn`t allowed pop out for a bit either

Sex machine.

 

[zwartekat]

f***ing hell. You have changed into a right miserable

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Is he not one of your alter ego's??

I’m not that much of a sad bastard man

 

[DurhamRedStripe]

I’m not that much of a sad bastard man

 

[MackneyHackem]

It's a f***ing football match to decide whether we play in a shit league or an even shitter league.

I guess it depends on what you value more highly. Its being played about 10 miles away and to be honest if it was in my garden I'd close the curtains. I don't even know what date it is

‘We’