I'm at a bastard wedding on the day of the play off final

Discussion in 'SMB' started by MackneyHackem, May 17, 2019.

  1. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Starts at 4.30pm, there's no way I can do both. I've suggested I could just pop along for the evening do but that is completely unacceptable apparently.

    I'm fucked. :cry:
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  2. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

    Have the auditions for the film taken place yet?
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  3. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    Who's is it?
  4. DJP

    DJP Striker

    A bastard apparently.
  5. safcforever

    safcforever Striker

    Unless it’s yours then there’s only one outcome imo

    If it is yours make it a themed wedding.... Wembley theme
  6. Charmless Man

    Charmless Man Striker

    Raymond the?
  7. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    So happy Jon and Daenerys resolved their differences.
    Here's to the happy incestuous couple
  8. As if you get invited places
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  9. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    A wedding on a Sunday?
  10. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Jews mate.
  11. duff_man

    duff_man Striker

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  12. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    liverpool half marathon for me
  13. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Surely you can sack that off for the match? Jesus.
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  14. oROSSo

    oROSSo Striker Staff Member

    can say the same about your wedding
  15. He maybe doesn’t want to?
  16. Safc88

    Safc88 Winger

    Nowt wrong with that
  17. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

  18. Safc88

    Safc88 Winger

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  19. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    Why so defensive?

    If I don't go to the wedding there'll be an empty seat and the meal they've paid for will be wasted, socially unacceptable thing to do and I'll feel shit and fall out with people.

    You can run a half marathon on your tod the day before.
  20. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Very true!
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