I'm at a bastard wedding on the day of the play off final

[robbied1]

The groom’s catholic so I doubt it.

Oh ok, so it's not a Jewish wedding

 

[Goat Eyes]

Oh ok, so it's not a Jewish wedding

I don’t think he said it was.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Oh ok, so it's not a Jewish wedding

Okay.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I also have a similar dilemma.

The option that sees me NOT going to the final is the option that is likely to lead to me getting divorced.

 

[robbied1]

I don’t think he said it was.

f***ing hell, where did I read that then , apologies to the op!

 

[MackneyHackem]

f***ing hell, where did I read that then , apologies to the op!

The wedding has to be on a Sunday because the bride is Jewish as is all her family, lots of whom are travelling from South Africa and are quite strict and are having special kosher meals prepared. They’ll be doing all the stuff like being held up on chairs and smashing a glass and whatnot, not sure if a Rabbi is conducting the service though.

 

[Deleted member 40035]

things like this makes me glad im single

 

[Charlestonian]

I can’t go either, can’t live your life waiting to find out when Sunderland will play!

 

[Goat Eyes]

f***ing hell, where did I read that then , apologies to the op!

Someone mentioned a Jewish wedding but not the OP.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

They’ll build up to the wedding, then it mysteriously won’t happen at the last minute.

The OP will have missed out on a ticket at this point, and thus won’t be going to a wedding, the match or have a job

 

[zwartekat]

Someone mentioned a Jewish wedding but not the OP.

Mackers did say the wedding was on a Sunday because 'Jews mate' so I must admit admit I thought the implication was that it was a Jewish wedding.

They’ll build up to the wedding, then it mysteriously won’t happen at the last minute.

The OP will have missed out on a ticket at this point, and thus won’t be going to a wedding, the match or have a job

You are full of cynical cruelty.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Someone mentioned a Jewish wedding but not the OP.

I said the wedding was on a Sunday because of Jews like.

They’ll build up to the wedding, then it mysteriously won’t happen at the last minute.

The OP will have missed out on a ticket at this point, and thus won’t be going to a wedding, the match or have a job

Seriously though are you okay?

 

[joemcdokes]

Jews mate.

Sadly you cannot say anything.

 

[Goat Eyes]

I said the wedding was on a Sunday because of Jews like.



Seriously though are you okay?

Aye, I’m also thick.

 

[EchoMan]

I've having major surgery next Friday.

Annoyingly it's the operation I should have had in December, but the consultant did the wrong operation, so I need to go back in and have the correct one. What a pisser!

You need to get your priorities right Becs. It’s not every year we get to Wembley.

Oh and good luck.

Er. And I can’t go either

 

[monkeytassle]

It's a f***ing football match to decide whether we play in a shit league or an even shitter league.

I guess it depends on what you value more highly. Its being played about 10 miles away and to be honest if it was in my garden I'd close the curtains. I don't even know what date it is

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

They’ll build up to the wedding, then it mysteriously won’t happen at the last minute.

The OP will have missed out on a ticket at this point, and thus won’t be going to a wedding, the match or have a job

Are you ok?

 

[joemcdokes]

It's a f***ing football match to decide whether we play in a shit league or an even shitter league.

I guess it depends on what you value more highly. Its being played about 10 miles away and to be honest if it was in my garden I'd close the curtains. I don't even know what date it is

Same as the Championship play off final then.

 

[monkeytassle]

Same as the Championship play off final then.

Well no but ok

 

[Goat Eyes]

Are you ok?

I like the fact this is now going to be a thing and is likely to ruin one of the most dedicated posters on here.