How many times a day do you urinate?

[Five-Quarter]

what I'm more amazed about is the gadgies who don't pull it back when having a lag imo there .Having bait in the cabin with the other drafters and one gans about how he gets infections ,nee word of a lie it's because he doesn't pull back there che

There's a very obvious question to ask in response to this

 

[safc9450]

FFS , I been sitting down to pee for years , first one of the day takes me about 4 mins , flow rate is crap.

Have you been checked for BPH .Enlarged prostate ? Lot's of men suffer from it especially as we get older. Get yourself checked.

 

[Lambchops]

1 when I wake up, 1 mid morning (3 coffees in),1 mid afternoon (2 coffees since last pee), 4 pints and a pee on a night then 1 per pint after

 

[Big Jeff]

More than the number of time you urinate you should look at the colour.

Your urine should be straw coloured.

 

[alexander]

I'm trying to think what could be a euphemism for and how you are probably the most likely on this thread to have had it (or at least written about it).

Never written about sticky toffee puddings. Might one day though. But since my books are taken from my own life I would need to sample some first.

Mind, I have never had a glazed donut either but that hasn't stopped me writing about it.

 

[monkeytassle]

I just did a 24 hour check.
10 pisses and I’ve drank
2 coffee
2 tea
1 hot chocolate
1 can red thunder
2 cups fruit juice

How about you?

Fucks red thunder

 

[SPUFF]

Fucks red thunder

Think ive seen the movie, in german.

 

[jarramackem]

3 since I got up at 7am (one at 4:35am too)
Have drank 1 tea, 1 coffee, pint of coke zero, pint of water and a pint of squash

 

[Stormo]

I once went from Virginia to Houghton without having a piss. That’s a flight from Virginia to Miami and then to Heathrow to Newcastle.

Just didn’t need one.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Fucks red thunder

Aldi red bull

 

[monkeytassle]

Aldi red bull

Mate. Go to bed earlier.

 

[Linny]

Need to have a word at your local surgery mate , it should be auto sent to you every couple of years.

From what age?

 

[PaddySAFC97]

Is this a new low for the SMB?

Sort of thread @safcrob would post.

 

[Linny]

I tend to find if I can get 4 pints down without breaking the seal then it's usually a piss for each pint after that.

That's a strong bladder, marra.

 

[EchoMan]

At least 10 but I'm on dapagliflozin which makes you piss frequently tbh.

You should stick to Tizer Loppy

 

[Roker Mackem]

Didnt urinate between 8am and 5pm

 

[Marty Moose]

Piss like a racehorse generally. I've usually knocked out three pisses and two shites by half eight every morning.

 

[Roker SOL]

I just did a 24 hour check.
10 pisses and I’ve drank
2 coffee
2 tea
1 hot chocolate
1 can red thunder
2 cups fruit juice

How about you?

About once every two hours during the day then I'll go one or twice (if there's beer in my system) during the night.

 

[ontap]

From what age?

Between 60-74

 

[kyle's left foot]

Piss like a racehorse generally. I've usually knocked out three pisses and two shites by half eight every morning.

Ahhh
But did you have a little piss when you had your shites?? Come on tell the truth, its actually 5 pisses isnt it