How many times a day do you urinate?

[Five-Quarter]

Bottled water is hilarious. I imagine all these bottled water companies filling bottles up from a tap and laughing hysterically at people paying a quid for something they could have out the tap for nowt.

You've just reminded me to shop for a water filter

Said before on here but tap water in mine is disgusting. Tastes chemically and dirty and is that horrid it actually dries my gob out.

As for urinating. I hate getting out of bed for it. Often lie there in nearly full bladder discomfort

 

[S.S.R..]

The 'you need x glasses of water a day' thing is a complete myth. Along the same lines of "you only use whatever % of your brain" and "10% people are gay" misinterpretations.

Not really good for you to glug litres of liquid in one quick go.

 

[Big Jeff]

The 'you need x glasses of water a day' thing is a complete myth. Along the same lines of "you only use whatever % of your brain" and "10% people are gay" misinterpretations.

And

“All generalisations are false”

 

[Dave Herbal]

Ya what ?

You know exactly what I mean

 

[alexander]

Dunno, just saw a thread from someone who claims to have never had Chinese food.

I have never had a curry.

Or sticky toffee pudding.

 

[zinedine]

Bottled water is hilarious. I imagine all these bottled water companies filling bottles up from a tap and laughing hysterically at people paying a quid for something they could have out the tap for nowt.

Del's Peckham spring water.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Had the quacks indexer up my rear a few years ago and I always do the poo test when it arrives, putting it down to old age

I’ve never been offered it

 

[Amokachi]

There’s water in tea and coffee

Aye but still I can't remember ever not drinking water in a day like.
I never saw my grandparents drink water mind or any of their generation. You must be an auld lad
Also to answer original question - I piss loads, couldn't count really, I drink a lot of water.

 

[Dave Herbal]

You've just reminded me to shop for a water filter

Said before on here but tap water in mine is disgusting. Tastes chemically and dirty and is that horrid it actually dries my gob out.

As for urinating. I hate getting out of bed for it. Often lie there in nearly full bladder discomfort

I get up at least twice a night Not ideal when you have a sleep disorder anyway.

 

[ontap]

I’ve never been offered it

Need to have a word at your local surgery mate , it should be auto sent to you every couple of years.

 

[samsafc]

Bottled water is nicer than tap water like

 

[Big Jeff]

My tap water is champion. I never buy bottled water. The bottles are disastrous for the environment.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Aye but still I can't remember ever not drinking water in a day like.
I never saw my grandparents drink water mind or any of their generation. You must be an auld lad

I only drink tea and coffee at work and only then cos it relieves the boredom and I have a vain notion that I’ll get some kind of caffeine hit to help me stay awake.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

15-20. Prostate trouble.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

Nowt better than managing to get to the six pint before breaking the seal. Then a slash every 20 minutes after that.

I tend to find if I can get 4 pints down without breaking the seal then it's usually a piss for each pint after that.

 

[arthursboy]

Always get a slap off the nurse when she takes blood and finds out I’m dehydrated, bloods like treacle and she can’t get it out first time.
Must make a hell of a difference to the blood flow when you’re fully hydrated.
Also need to drink more to keep the dreaded kidney stones away, but I don’t so roll on the next painful episode.

 

[Five-Quarter]

Always get a slap off the nurse when she takes blood and finds out I’m dehydrated, bloods like treacle and she can’t get it out first time.
Must make a hell of a difference to the blood flow when you’re fully hydrated.
Also need to drink more to keep the dreaded kidney stones away, but I don’t so roll on the next painful episode.

Interesting. Had some blood taken Monday. Sure I was on the brink of passing out when she said I'll just give it a wiggle to get it flowing a bit more

 

[RestlessNatives]

I have never had a curry.

Or sticky toffee pudding.

I'm trying to think what could be a euphemism for and how you are probably the most likely on this thread to have had it (or at least written about it).

 

[CPLforever]

Is this a new low for the SMB?

Only if he's missing the pot.

Went to see a band last friday and think i had 5 pints n 6 pisses ffs!

Someone told me that means you have lovely healthy kidneys, working well to expel the poison that is alcohol out of your body. Not sure if that true like maybe Dr SMB or Nurse SMB'er can tell me if true.

 

[keema naan]

what I'm more amazed about is the gadgies who don't pull it back when having a lag imo there .Having bait in the cabin with the other drafters and one gans about how he gets infections ,nee word of a lie it's because he doesn't pull back there che