How many times a day do you urinate?

[Linny]

Between 60-74

Got a little bit to go before that then.

 

[Secret Visage]

Piss like a racehorse generally. I've usually knocked out three pisses and two shites by half eight every morning.

Aye I'm like the old chubby brown joke, "What's a hospice?" "About a gallon and a half".

And drop the kids off at the pool each morning.

 

[Big Duke Six]

FFS , I been sitting down to pee for years , first one of the day takes me about 4 mins , flow rate is crap.

Get that prostate checked mate.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

That's a strong bladder, marra.

My bladders crap with things like coffee though marra. Probably the caffeine.

 

[RossTheNinja]

I've never counted. Based on a half litre of coffee per day, I'm going to say a canny few. Or re pee tedly.

More than the number of time you urinate you should look at the colour.

Your urine should be straw coloured.

Bollocks.

 

[Joe Public]

f***ing loads but I drink 2 litres of water plus another 500ml with protein shake and teas and coffees, and take a glass of water to bed.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Mate. Go to bed earlier.

I drive a lot

Aye but still I can't remember ever not drinking water in a day like.
I never saw my grandparents drink water mind or any of their generation. You must be an auld lad
Also to answer original question - I piss loads, couldn't count really, I drink a lot of water.

When I went to Kendal Calling the other year I didn’t have a single non alcoholic drink between Thursday afternoon and Monday morning Morning piss was brown

 

[Seaham Towny]

5 or so, wake up piss, 2 breaks at work, 1 after work and 1 before bed.

Usually 2 litres of water and a cup of tea to piss out.

If I’m out drinking you can probably multiple that number by 4

 

[Weremuthe]

Nowt better than managing to get to the six pint before breaking the seal. Then a slash every 20 minutes after that.

Alcohol irritates the bladder - so it's not the volume but the stimulus to piss.

 

[The King of Um]

Bottled water is nicer than tap water like

Time after time blind tasting shows that people can't tell the difference between tap water and bottled water. There may be a few parts of the country where that's not the case, but generally it's just psychology...

 

[Al Bundy]

On a work day (from getting up to going to bed) I’ll have at least 8 coffees, two litres of water and probably 2 cups of tea.
I reckon I piss at least 6 times during this time

 

[sponge]

what I'm more amazed about is the gadgies who don't pull it back when having a lag imo there .Having bait in the cabin with the other drafters and one gans about how he gets infections ,nee word of a lie it's because he doesn't pull back there che

Sheeesh. Didn’t think gilly was the type to have 2 accounts.

 

[monkeytassle]

I drive a lot

When I went to Kendal Calling the other year I didn’t have a single non alcoholic drink between Thursday afternoon and Monday morning Morning piss was brown

My alarm is 0345 and I don't drink that rubbish man

 

[JAZZMANB]

6 to 10
60 years old

 

[Amokachi]

Time after time blind tasting shows that people can't tell the difference between tap water and bottled water. There may be a few parts of the country where that's not the case, but generally it's just psychology...

And there's been 2 major drinking water contamination disasters in recent history, both with bottled water.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Today so far I’ve had 5.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I just did a 24 hour check.
10 pisses and I’ve drank
2 coffee
2 tea
1 hot chocolate
1 can red thunder
2 cups fruit juice

How about you?

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[Hot Since 82]

Bottled water is hilarious. I imagine all these bottled water companies filling bottles up from a tap and laughing hysterically at people paying a quid for something they could have out the tap for nowt.

Volvic, cold filtered through layers of nordic magma for over 2 billion years, 3 quid, use by next Tuesday.

 

[Notorious N O B]

4

 

[The Butcher]

10 a day is normal for me, more when drinking