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Funnily enough last night I was wearing Slazenger sport after shave and a waiter asked me what the smell was.
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Does Timmy Mallet count as a complete stranger? I mean you know him off the telly and that.
It's quaint. The blokey in your story still sounds like a bit of a wally, to me.Happened 2 nights ago
Funnily enough last night I was wearing Slazenger sport after shave and a waiter asked me what the smell was.
He probably thought you'd farted.Funnily enough last night I was wearing Slazenger sport after shave and a waiter asked me what the smell was.
And that's just your dogbreath.Funnily enough last night I was wearing Slazenger sport after shave and a waiter asked me what the smell was.
Hardly a compliment but last year or the year before, can't remember, I was walking by the beach in Seaburn when two lasses passed me. About two seconds later but in clear ear-sight (is that a word ?) one of them said 'Who the fuck wears lime shorts ?!'.
And that's just your dogbreath.
Fuck all wrang with lime shorts @mini-x2Hardly a compliment but last year or the year before, can't remember, I was walking by the beach in Seaburn when two lasses passed me. About two seconds later but in clear ear-sight (is that a word ?) one of them said 'Who the fuck wears lime shorts ?!'.
I do though frequently get complimented on smoking the pipe and the scent of my baccy when in the NE. Especially when I sit on the pilot bench by the beach at Seaburn and folks walk by. Apparently it brings back 'daddy and grandaddy memories' for people.
Missed ‘Do you know who I am’ opportunity there Alex.
Hardly a compliment but last year or the year before, can't remember, I was walking by the beach in Seaburn when two lasses passed me. About two seconds later but in clear ear-sight (is that a word ?) one of them said 'Who the fuck wears lime shorts ?!'.
I do though frequently get complimented on smoking the pipe and the scent of my baccy when in the NE. Especially when I sit on the pilot bench by the beach at Seaburn and folks walk by. Apparently it brings back 'daddy and grandaddy memories' for people.
Believe it or not, I'm attracted by Cat's intellect and sense of humour.Do they say 'nice jacket' while feeling the quality? Do you often find your wallet has been 'lost' shortly afterwards?
What were you wearing Cat? Asking for @Abu Dhabi Red and White.
I've been asked if I wanted to sell some clothes before as people had liked them
100% notBelieve it or not, I'm attracted by Cat's intellect and sense of humour.
That's unfair. I thought 99%.100% not