Getting the snip

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Falconhoof said:
One bollock was fine, the second absolutely knacked. I'm sure Dr Contractor thought he was lassoing a wild mustang as he yanked at the second nad :eek:
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Done the same with me years ago first side was easy second side was like he never let the other side go numb and when he pulled the tube out it was very painful.. seen some cock has contractor
 


mad cyril said:
Two weeks ago mate. Mind over matter really. Ten minutes and it’s all over. Worse part is before you get your draws down and the dr gives you a blow by blow account of what he’s going to do !!
Slight uncomfortable when they do it but no worse than dentist.

Get your feet up for a couple of days afterward and get the nut huggers on and you’re fine
I had no swelling or bruising at all.
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As long as it's the Miss and not Mr Contractor.
 
Lukas73 said:
hands down the funniest thing I've ever read on here.....bravo sir. :lol: :lol:
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Wasn't bloody funny at the time I have to say! The missus wanted to road test me very soon after the op - we took that quite gingerly I must admit. Put me in mind of when I broke my wrist and within two days of getting the plaster cast on I was pushing my best mate's massive bastard car down the road at full pelt while the idiot figured out how to bump start it - physical activity I could probably have done without under the circumstances.
 
Ageing Grey Mackem said:
Wasn't bloody funny at the time I have to say! The missus wanted to road test me very soon after the op - we took that quite gingerly I must admit. Put me in mind of when I broke my wrist and within two days of getting the plaster cast on I was pushing my best mate's massive bastard car down the road at full pelt while the idiot figured out how to bump start it - physical activity I could probably have done without under the circumstances.
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the old bloke having a volcanic shite while you're trying to knock one out made me laugh.....
 
I had it done and the doctor didn’t either numb me enough or wait for it to take effect as I felt him slice open my sack then when he cut the tube they had to peel me off the ceiling. The other one was fine after that ordeal and I don’t think I’ve ever sweated so much too.
Mind now when I get lucky with the wife that joyful final moment sometimes feels like someone has booted me in the plums
 
Jon Dough said:
My brother had it done,he is now a fat fucker like a neutered tom-cat.
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Are you my brother?
Brian Griffin said:
The nurses were canny enough - despite my cock looking like a nervous snail. I asked for thong they give you in black rather than flesh coloured - we all laughed.

It was my first experience of what I would label 'elective surgery' - and I enjoyed it so much I left wondering what I should get done next.

In terms of pain, I had mine done at 7am, and by 11am I was having a kick about in the garden with the kids.

You'll be fine.
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Think mine went back inside when the nurse asked if they could bring in a load of uni students to show them the procedure :oops:
Dick Fitzwell said:
I had it done and the doctor didn’t either numb me enough or wait for it to take effect as I felt him slice open my sack then when he cut the tube they had to peel me off the ceiling. The other one was fine after that ordeal and I don’t think I’ve ever sweated so much too.
Mind now when I get lucky with the wife that joyful final moment sometimes feels like someone has booted me in the plums
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This too.

That aesthetic must be expensive :lol:
I felt the first slice & insisted that he put more on there.
 
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Ageing Grey Mackem said:
I had it done about 8 year back when I'd got together with the now Mrs AGM (no) as I had two kids with my ex and she had two already as well - last thing we wanted was more mouths to feed. I had to go to my GP and ask for the op, then go back after a week cooling off period for some reason, just to confirm we'd considered properly and still wanted to proceed.

Had the op a couple of months after at the GP clinic. Piece of cake with no pain even during the anaesthetic injection.

The only disturbing points -

1. At the end, the surgeon said "ok you can get dressed now" and as I was pulling my undercrackers back up he took hold of my old chap and balls and tucked them back into my drawers for me. No first date, no flirtation - nothing. Why he did it I will never know - it's not like my f***ing hands were numb, unlike my scrotum which by this point looked like it had been chewed by a Jack Russell.

2. Having to take samples to the hospital lab to make sure the surgery had worked. I work too far away from the hospital to wank into the jar at the office and drive it there in time. Having to thrash one out in a hospital toilet while some old boy shits volcanically in the next cubicle while gasping under the strain is not easy. No 4G signal on me phone, so it was difficult enough getting sufficient er, interest in the activity without recourse to some visual stimulation (filth). Maintaining interest while trying to filter out the sounds and smells from the shitting geriatric, and ignoring the grim surroundings of an NHS toilet cubicle was a Herculean task. Wanking should never be a chore...

On the plus side, the missus and I can now, in theory, have at each other any time and place without having to stop to fumble around with a bit of passion killing rubber. I say in theory.

Get it done, you big Jessie.
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My dads mate lives a few doors from the nurse so to save him a trip she said to drop his tube of spunk through her letter box. Not something you do every day!
 
lawe toppa said:
Anyone had it done recently?

The wife wants me to get it done as we don't want anymore children and the pill doesn't agree with her.

Heard some horror stories of years gone by of people having it done but nothing recently.

The thought makes me want to spew if I'm honest.
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Wor lass says it tastes the same marra so nee problem


... said a mate of mine when he had it done
 
Nukehasslefan said:
You're lucky, I was sent out for trying to impersonate a man. :oops:
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Why would you be wanting to get the snip?

Surely you don't believe in invisible sperm with miniature humans inside them and superhuman women who can bleed for five days and still not die? It's all a great moneymaking con, ffs. :rolleyes:
 
Ageing Grey Mackem said:
I had it done about 8 year back when I'd got together with the now Mrs AGM (no) as I had two kids with my ex and she had two already as well - last thing we wanted was more mouths to feed. I had to go to my GP and ask for the op, then go back after a week cooling off period for some reason, just to confirm we'd considered properly and still wanted to proceed.

Had the op a couple of months after at the GP clinic. Piece of cake with no pain even during the anaesthetic injection.

The only disturbing points -

1. At the end, the surgeon said "ok you can get dressed now" and as I was pulling my undercrackers back up he took hold of my old chap and balls and tucked them back into my drawers for me. No first date, no flirtation - nothing. Why he did it I will never know - it's not like my f***ing hands were numb, unlike my scrotum which by this point looked like it had been chewed by a Jack Russell.

2. Having to take samples to the hospital lab to make sure the surgery had worked. I work too far away from the hospital to wank into the jar at the office and drive it there in time. Having to thrash one out in a hospital toilet while some old boy shits volcanically in the next cubicle while gasping under the strain is not easy. No 4G signal on me phone, so it was difficult enough getting sufficient er, interest in the activity without recourse to some visual stimulation (filth). Maintaining interest while trying to filter out the sounds and smells from the shitting geriatric, and ignoring the grim surroundings of an NHS toilet cubicle was a Herculean task. Wanking should never be a chore...

On the plus side, the missus and I can now, in theory, have at each other any time and place without having to stop to fumble around with a bit of passion killing rubber. I say in theory.

Get it done, you big Jessie.
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😂😂😂
 
AlpineExile said:
Why would you be wanting to get the snip?

Surely you don't believe in invisible sperm with miniature humans inside them and superhuman women who can bleed for five days and still not die? It's all a great moneymaking con, ffs. :rolleyes:
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You're welcome to your thoughts, of course.
 
I was lying on the op table and the Surgeon came towards me with a brick in each hand , I shouted “is this gonna hurt” he replied only if I get my thumbs caught between the bricks !
 
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