Getting the snip

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joemcdokes said:
Hold hands, Mr Contractor can take turns on each ball as you gaze into each others eyes, left, left, right, right, such a delight.
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He did mine, The only thing I remember is just lying there in horror while a dead canny South African nurse was chatting away whilst slapping copious amounts of iodine on me nut sack. It’s all a blur from then, next thing I remember was walking around Sainsbury’s looking for some tight cowies :lol:
Hank Scorpio said:
For years he talked about retiring at 55 at well :lol:

I believe it’s now 65 :lol:
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The daft get :lol:
 
Didn’t hurt too much at the time, but I did have pain for about a year after. Still beats wearing blobs or having more kids tho.
 
lawe toppa said:
Anyone had it done recently?

The wife wants me to get it done as we don't want anymore children and the pill doesn't agree with her.

Heard some horror stories of years gone by of people having it done but nothing recently.

The thought makes me want to spew if I'm honest.
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Can your lass not just get the implant in her arm?
 
I used to drink in the Fisherman’s Arms in Hartlepool. Dr Rind used to drink in there too. He carried out the snip. I told him that I had a bit of a problem as when I got aroused my willy would bleed.
We had a consultation in the bogs. He told me I needed to be circumcised .
I asked if he could do a two for one. Circumcision and the snip. Of course, he said, he worked at Dryburn hospital Durham. I wrote my address down on the back of a beer mat.
Now, there was a big waiting list for the snip but three days later I got a letter telling me I was booked in for four days later.
So, off I went and had a two for one.
We then had a bit of a laugh cos I,told everyone that the doctor said it was the biggest penis and the biggest foreskin he had ever removed. He agreed if asked.
The said foreskin was donated to the pub by the good doctor.
So, my foreskin was in a pickling jar behind the bar for several years,
The biggest balls he’d ever snipped and the biggest foreskin he’d ever removed.
I was a bit of a celebrity.
Sorry if this has bored you, but it’s a true story.
 
T_Bone said:
I used to drink in the Fisherman’s Arms in Hartlepool. Dr Rind used to drink in there too. He carried out the snip. I told him that I had a bit of a problem as when I got aroused my willy would bleed.
We had a consultation in the bogs. He told me I needed to be circumcised .
I asked if he could do a two for one. Circumcision and the snip. Of course, he said, he worked at Dryburn hospital Durham. I wrote my address down on the back of a beer mat.
Now, there was a big waiting list for the snip but three days later I got a letter telling me I was booked in for four days later.
So, off I went and had a two for one.
We then had a bit of a laugh cos I,told everyone that the doctor said it was the biggest penis and the biggest foreskin he had ever removed. He agreed if asked.
The said foreskin was donated to the pub by the good doctor.
So, my foreskin was in a pickling jar behind the bar for several years,
The biggest balls he’d ever snipped and the biggest foreskin he’d ever removed.
I was a bit of a celebrity.
Sorry if this has bored you, but it’s a true story.
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I wouldn't have believed you if you didn't live in Hartlepool. You're all weird down there.
 
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I'm there Wednesday. Was at GP about ten weeks ago, do you have a chat/talk? or is your 1st appointment at the hospital where the snip happens?
 
lawe toppa said:
Anyone had it done recently?

The wife wants me to get it done as we don't want anymore children and the pill doesn't agree with her.

Heard some horror stories of years gone by of people having it done but nothing recently.

The thought makes me want to spew if I'm honest.
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Tell her she’s selfish
 
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