Tex
Striker
I was watching Airplane! last night and wondered why a passenger jet was making the noise of a propeller plane? Also I don't think automatic pilots are Inflatable.....
You do realise it’s a comedy.
Shirley you can’t be serious!
Whenever a group of people are making their escape via a rickety rope bridge, the lass is contractually compelled to fall between the slats and need the hero to grab her wrist and save her from falling into the chasm to her death. Inevitably at least one of the chasing villains will actually fall.
See also making an escape via a narrow ledge on a mountain pathway.
I e mentioned this on similar threads previously but after shagging a bloke is able to don his kecks and strides together in one fluid movement (as noted, without even wiping her quim juice off his bellend) and be about his business. In reality he would catch his big toe on the waistband of his jeans, go clumsily hopping about the bedroom before crashing into the chest of drawers and knocking over the priceless family heirloom capo dimonti ornament and cutting his feet on the broken china.
In car chase scenes, the cars always crash into fruit and veg stalls.
People being rendered unconscious by a karate chop to the back of the neck.
The late Roger Ebert (America’s Barry Norman) had a book with all these daft observations in. This one is such a cliche that he claimed to have been in a cinema and when the car chase began someone in the audience yelled ‘Fruit cart!’
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