Annoying things on films...

[Ludwig]

Daft lasses who are chased by a maniac in the woods always seem to trip over summit ffs

Mmm strange that , when I was in the woods last night I tripped over a daft lass !

I was watching Airplane! last night and wondered why a passenger jet was making the noise of a propeller plane? Also I don't think automatic pilots are Inflatable.....

.. nice one

 

[tunstallhill]

When someone knocks on a door, its always answered in 2 seconds.

When someone gives someone else an amount of money, they always pull out of their trouser pocket the exact amount in notes, and without looking at it, just hand it over

Regular cops always are made out to be think as mince by the detective. Surely they would have to be some standard of intelligent to become a copper

 

[Kid Galahad]

When someone knocks on a door, its always answered in 2 seconds.

When someone gives someone else an amount of money, they always pull out of their trouser pocket the exact amount in notes, and without looking at it, just hand it over

Regular cops always are made out to be think as mince by the detective. Surely they would have to be some standard of intelligent to become a copper

Debatable that mate....

 

[PinzaC55]

Star Wars prequels where the technology is more advanced than the "later" movies.

 

[Kid Galahad]

Villains escaping on motorcycles never seem to be able to outrun a car even in city traffic.

 

[PinzaC55]

Walking away from a massive explosion, shockwaves and shrapnel flying all over (Mask of Zorro, The Equaliser).

Especially male and female heroine running away from said explosion hand in hand.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

American detectives always wear raincoats and a hat and get most of their information from hot dog venders.

 

[MackemBob]

And trying to figure out the password to the baddy's computer. They have a few guesses then look around the study and (for example) see a load of books on ancient Egypt.
Type 'Tutankhamun', press enter, and they're in.

It’s amazing how often stuff like that yields results in real life.

Clicking on someone else’s password hint often points you right to the password.

A similar thing: my mate is an ambulance driver and reckons that 40% of those key boxes the elderly and infirm have with their keys in at the front of the house can be accessed using 0000, 1234, 4321, 9999 or the year the occupant was born.

 

[dickie mc rich]

The same stock horse noise that’s in about a 1000 fillums or so.

 

[Scimmy]

Maybe it's just my hearing deteriorating but so many films and programmes nowadays seem to have actors mumbling their words or talking in breathy half-whispers to the extent I cannot understand what they are saying.

I believe "Poldark" was seriously panned for this with loads of complaints about indistinct dialogue.

It's not just a recent thing: I've been watching "Prime Suspect" from the 80s on Netflix and the character played by Tom Bell talks tight-lipped all the time and is very hard to hear.

 

[ouro]

It annoys me that everyone in films just hangs up the phone without saying goodbye. Very brusque, IMHO. Manners cost nothing

Yeah? I want your badge and your gun RIGHT NOW.

 

[mackembuddha]

The never ending magazine. The only time the bullets run out is when they are needed most.

 

[ouro]

In car chase scenes, the cars always crash into fruit and veg stalls.

People being rendered unconscious by a karate chop to the back of the neck.

A karate chop can do serious damage to a seagull so that seems reasonable tbh.

 

[Yankee Mackem]

It's impossible to die in a movie jumping off a waterfall no matter the height.

 

[bernardbresslaw]

The loudness of footsteps. Maybe I’m a bit deaf in real life but they don’t half make a racket in films. Also blokes using urinals and doing really exaggerated movements to signify what they are doing. A minimal arm movement would let me know you’re finishing your piss and zipping your keks up.

Urinal etiquette is a bloody minefield marra. Get it wrong and you can be in serious trouble, trust me.

 

[Jasper]

Z shaped duvets that cover the woman from the neck down but the man from the waist down
Women having sex with their bra on

Loltm

People being rendered unconscious by a karate chop to the back of the neck.

That’s easily doable.

 

[silas80]

No-one says bye before ending a phone call.

There's millions of unseen cut scenes of people on the other end going "Hello? Hello? Wow, they just hung up, what a nob "

 

[mickb2112]

The wife talking over every f***ing scene

Or asking about the scene that you have both just watched.....Who`s that?? What did they say??? Arrrgghhhhhhh !!!!!!

 

[matt228]

All phone numbers start with 555.

This is obviously just to make sure no poor bugger in real life gets a phone call. I just looked it up and the UK has a load of numbers reserved for fictitious use, too.

 

[dickie mc rich]

Maybe it's just my hearing deteriorating but so many films and programmes nowadays seem to have actors mumbling their words or talking in breathy half-whispers to the extent I cannot understand what they are saying.

I believe "Poldark" was seriously panned for this with loads of complaints about indistinct dialogue.

It's not just a recent thing: I've been watching "Prime Suspect" from the 80s on Netflix and the character played by Tom Bell talks tight-lipped all the time and is very hard to hear.

Known as the “Tom hardy mumbles” it gives the impression of acting talent.