Annoying things on films...



007Iron said:
Baddie(s) with guns who get too close to the karate-fu expert without using their guns from a safer distance. And get karate-chopped to death. Stay out of arm/leg distance and use your gun, man, ffs.
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Think Indiana Jones in raiders of the lost ark, he nailed what to do.
 
The bullshit when the hero talks the baddie into going toe to toe, when the baddie has the upper hand and a gun. The baddie could shoot the hero, but gets kicked to fuck.

Just shoot the fucker and be done with it you thick twat.

Slippery Jim said:
An obligatory 'romantic scene' between the deep throat and anal, on the basis that some women might be watching.
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Tidied.
 
Die Hard (Sorry!)

Loads of stuff in there, but the scene where the henchman, Karl, gets up off the paramedic gurney and STILL has his weapon, and Al Powell shoots him a few times. Seriously?!?? Shit loads of armed cops around he is the only one who manages to put a few rounds in Karl?!?
 
Sex scenes in movies...
The randy couple can seem to have the stamina to go for an ridiculous length of time and both seem to climax exactly at the same time.
The male star manages to get his leg over always at the right time of the month.
A no point when the randy couple start does the female star decide that she actually has to go to the toilet.
Both seem to perform all sort of positions, not have any cramp and errrm things seem to slot in perfectly no matter what.
 
Albay3037 said:
Sex scenes in movies...
The randy couple can seem to have the stamina to go for an ridiculous length of time and both seem to climax exactly at the same time.
The male star manages to get his leg over always at the right time of the month.
A no point when the randy couple start does the female star decide that she actually has to go to the toilet.
Both seem to perform all sort of positions, not have any cramp and errrm things seem to slot in perfectly no matter what.
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Amen to that. It’s bollocks.
 
Godzilla when the helicopters are getting chased through the streets, and the pilots are screaming they can't shake him off, and getting twatted. Just gan up.
 
matt228 said:
The worst thing about that film is that Indiana Jones could be completely removed from it and the result would be the same.
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Stealing your crack from the Big Bang Theory is pretty low.

Dark Traveller said:
Die Hard (Sorry!)

Loads of stuff in there, but the scene where the henchman, Karl, gets up off the paramedic gurney and STILL has his weapon, and Al Powell shoots him a few times. Seriously?!?? Shit loads of armed cops around he is the only one who manages to put a few rounds in Karl?!?
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Powell and the boys were routing for him though. They knew he was a badge.
 

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