Annoying things on films...

[fyl2u]

Irritating:
People who sit bolt upright in bed after having a nightmare. Never happens.
Anyone taking a tablet throwing their head back dramatically. It's only 2 bloody paracetamol.
People punching mirrors in bathroom to demonstrate how angry they are.
After having sex, someone will usually get up and drape themselves with a duvet.

I've done all of these things at some point.

 

[Albay3037]

Somebody can switch on their ancient laptop or PC on straight away, does not take ages to boot up, can search for something and find what they looking for immediately.

 

[RossTheNinja]

I've done all of these things at some point.

Weird. I've always assumed you were a bloke

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Over the top noises when eating. Absolutely no need.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Soldiers fixing bayonets when not expecting hand to hand combat and thus reducing accuracy

 

[JAZZMANB]

Accuracy.

Got this god awful Lone Ranger film on in the background and theres been about 10 instances of people not being able to shoot someone 5 feet in front of them but have no bother shooting locks on moving trains from 200 yards while riding a horse.

Pure shite.

It's almost like they've made the whole thing up

Wrong motorbike engine noise is mine and people making stupid decisions while being chased on foot

Irritating:
People who sit bolt upright in bed after having a nightmare. Never happens.
Anyone taking a tablet throwing their head back dramatically. It's only 2 bloody paracetamol.
People punching mirrors in bathroom to demonstrate how angry they are.
After having sex, someone will usually get up and drape themselves with a duvet.

Lasses having sex in vests

 

[RJs shoes]

Somebody can switch on their ancient laptop or PC on straight away, does not take ages to boot up, can search for something and find what they looking for immediately.

And trying to figure out the password to the baddy's computer. They have a few guesses then look around the study and (for example) see a load of books on ancient Egypt.
Type 'Tutankhamun', press enter, and they're in.

 

[Kid Galahad]

I was watching Airplane! last night and wondered why a passenger jet was making the noise of a propeller plane? Also I don't think automatic pilots are Inflatable.....

 

[Jasper]

The loudness of footsteps. Maybe I’m a bit deaf in real life but they don’t half make a racket in films. Also blokes using urinals and doing really exaggerated movements to signify what they are doing. A minimal arm movement would let me know you’re finishing your piss and zipping your keks up.

I tell you what that annoyed me about the Sunderland Til I Die documentary. The exaggerated noise of the ball being kicked.

It annoys me that everyone in films just hangs up the phone without saying goodbye. Very brusque, IMHO. Manners cost nothing

Similar to my wife’s biggest bug bear. When someone asks another to go on a date and the other says yes. They just say a day and a time, never say when or where or how they’re getting there.

 

[The Voice Of Reason]

When they have had a long hard day at work but still sit down to a magnificent 3 course dinner they have knocked out

 

[Jasper]

The hero can always park right outside his destination
Cop movies ....you've got 24 hours to solve the case or your off the force...solves the case ...gets a promotion
whenever anyone buys groceries there's always a stick of French bread sticking out the bag
The first day in a new Job is always shite
Every Asian is a martial arts expert

There’s probably a dramatic reason for the second off last one. The rest aye, annoying

 

[Dark Traveller]

Walking away from a massive explosion, shockwaves and shrapnel flying all over (Mask of Zorro, The Equaliser).

 

[tarfer]

Using the same (overly loud) soundbyte for drinking bottles of beer.

Hanging up without ending the phone conversation as mentioned earlier.

 

[TopCat]

Irritating:
People who sit bolt upright in bed after having a nightmare. Never happens.
Anyone taking a tablet throwing their head back dramatically. It's only 2 bloody paracetamol.
People punching mirrors in bathroom to demonstrate how angry they are.
After having sex, someone will usually get up and drape themselves with a duvet.

Z shaped duvets that cover the woman from the neck down but the man from the waist down
Women having sex with their bra on

 

[BlackOps]

Home alone when he goes sledging down the stairs and out the door. Clearly shows when at the top that he would go flying into the wall and not out the door.

That bit in jurassic park when trex comes stomping out then 5 mins later it suddenly becomes a cliff edge with the car toppling off the edge

 

[cluffy]

Batman supposedly has no super powers yet occasionally appears to fly

 

[augustus windsock]

In car chase scenes, the cars always crash into fruit and veg stalls.

People being rendered unconscious by a karate chop to the back of the neck.

 

[WildTurkey]

Greenscreen

 

[jackynutmeg]

Nearly all American families drive Volvo estates.
All phone numbers start with 555.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

After a sex scene the bloke gets straight up and put his clothes on without wiping his cock.