Women blaming you

[dangermows]

Just flew through the Potts and there's a bloke jet washing his missus, are you happy now?

 

[Epping]

if she ever gets pissed its more often my fault as we should have left the pub earlier.

as it happens it often is my fault as I say.. go on go on.. we'll just have one more

 

[dangermows]

if she ever gets pissed its more often my fault as we should have left the pub earlier.

as it happens it often is my fault as I say.. go on go on.. we'll just have one more

Sounds like she needs binning.

 

[Epping]

Sounds like she needs binning.

I'd miss the nagging

 

[Boz33]

Wonder why her fella doesn't like her going out

Well from the op it seems she keeps getting bucked when she says she's out with mates while he's sat at home watching eastenders

 

[black cat in france]

More to the point have you still got hers on your head

She was commando mate.

 

[Fred Secrets]

My one blames me every time she gets pregnant. Total fuckin nutjob.

 

[The Exile]

Predicting the weather would be bad, and being right. Like I control it.

 

[mackemal]

She was commando mate.

Really she wasn't half an hour earlier

 

[Son of Stan]

Just walked past Newcastle Central Station and it's packed with stag and hen parties. Dread to think the state some of them will be in later.

Can anyone explain to me why the women all have the big curlers in their hair? They've come off a train bottle of vodka in hand. And in curlers. I'm a woman and I've no idea why this is necessary.

 

[Tomma]

Cos we're not kids anymore. Threw up all over the bed and all. And I hadn't seen her for ages and she's got cuts all on her arms

Is she an octopus marra?

 

[Tex]

Wonder what she was doing to get cuts on her arms? Wouldn't be surprised if she has a new friend request on Facebook from a bloke you've never heard of.









To clarify, I'm implying she was getting bucked senseless in a bush.

Been reading these out to the missus and couldn't finish this one for laughing - a full Madone for you sir!

 

[Keawyeds]

Oo they were clean on Sunday.

Had you turned them inside out?

Just flew through the Potts and there's a bloke jet washing his missus, are you happy now?

Man alive I hope that's not a euphemism

 

[mackemal]

Well from the op it seems she keeps getting bucked when she says she's out with mates while he's sat at home watching eastenders

Complete and utter lies.









He was watching Corrie

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Something something Audi something rings steering wheel something damage bucked something something

 

[dangermows]

Just walked past Newcastle Central Station and it's packed with stag and hen parties. Dread to think the state some of them will be in later.

Can anyone explain to me why the women all have the big curlers in their hair? They've come off a train bottle of vodka in hand. And in curlers. I'm a woman and I've no idea why this is necessary.

They'll be scousers. They all do that. Take them out shortly before they go out for the evening.

 

[Lambchops]

Trust issues and no wonder, hasn't seen her much lately, begs her to stay in which she ignores, she comes home palatic and hoys the red house club football teams pineapple all over his bed

 

[Moyes and the Boys]

Had you turned them inside out?



Man alive I hope that's not a euphemism

They weren't Moroccan, that's for sure

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/842301/Rabies-gang-rape-donkey-teenagers-Morocco

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Trust issues and no wonder, hasn't seen her much lately, begs her to stay in which she ignores, she comes home palatic and hoys the red house club football teams pineapple all over his bed

Ffs

 

[Moyes and the Boys]

Something something Audi something rings steering wheel something damage bucked something something

The same dude? Aww fuck I feel worse now. Possible wind up account because someone couldn't be still going with along with this woman