Homemade Pizza

[CraigyLee]

I didn't know about the illegal curry empire at the time. It all makes sense now.

Should just buy them chicken jalfrezis from Aldi .... Does THE KINGDOM have an Aldi save himself the absolute FUCK ON

 

[chriswallace85]

This fella is fast.



I don't really. Now again if I fancy a chewy cookie like they sell at millies etc. The bairns can eat the Maryland shite.

It's lies I reckon.

It took me over a minute to get a stubborn bit of skin off a garlic clove yesterday, and that was after flattening the hower wi me knife.

 

[CraigyLee]

It's lies I reckon.

It took me over a minute to get a stubborn bit of skin off a garlic clove yesterday, and that was after flattening the hower wi me knife.

I've been known to chuck a pesky clove in the bin ... must have lost 3p due to pesky skin down the years

 

[Mackem00]

You keep bringing up these chopped onions I mentioned about five years ago. Had I known that a time saving purchase would rattle someone so much I wouldn't have mentioned it.

Bullshit.

 

[AndrewP]

I've been known to chuck a pesky clove in the bin ... must have lost 3p due to pesky skin down the years

You mean you don't use frozen garlic @becs.

 

[cornish mackem]

I do it all by hand.... the dough is easy to make... leave it in the bowl under the stairs by the boiler to prove and then ready to go. I find the hardest part actually stretching the dough into a circle.. get right oddball shapes but they come out absolutely delicious..

just have your over whacked up really high before they go ion.. cooked in 7-8 minutes. no need for gadgets

if anything maybe just get a pizza stone you can use in the oven.... put it in to get hot before putting the pizza on it

I use a roller.

 

[Mackem00]

I've been known to chuck a pesky clove in the bin ... must have lost 3p due to pesky skin down the years

I can imagine this is where the pizza base savings really come into their own mate.

 

[CraigyLee]

I can imagine this is where the pizza base savings really come into their own mate.

Big time.

 

[LondonMackem]

@LondonMackem we should do a pizza night at yours

Sounds proper gay that mate.

What day?

 

[James]

You can't James. My takeaway of choice hand makes their own dough from scratch and the lad was a former chef from Napoli.

Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!


@CraigyLee was literally bragging about his lush 30p pizzas man Andrew.


Look at this pauper @AndrewP ^^^^

I was talking about the Lidl pizzas man.

 

[chriswallace85]

I was talking about the Lidl pizzas man.

Still good enough though. Get some crackers nowadays with lush toppings.

 

[AndrewP]

Still good enough though. Get some crackers nowadays with lush toppings.

I make my own crackers, Jacobs can fuck off. I use the frying pan method.

 

[CraigyLee]

I make my own crackers, Jacobs can fuck off. I use the frying pan method.

Haway mate nee one believes you'd buy a branded good anyway

 

[AndrewP]

Haway mate nee one believes you'd buy a branded good anyway

I don't, I make them in a frying pan with generic 007 cracker flour.

 

[Mackem00]

Still good enough though. Get some crackers nowadays with lush toppings.

Better than a bit torn up mozzarella, basil and tomato? I don't f***ing think so mate.

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

Sounds proper gay that mate.

What day?

Put some ghost chillis on and that will make it really manly

 

[chriswallace85]

Better than a bit torn up mozzarella, basil and tomato? I don't f***ing think so mate.

Nowt stoppin' ya sticking some choice cold cuts on there though....

 

[LondonMackem]

Put some ghost chillis on and that will make it really manly

Didn't think of that, definitely mate. And drink real ale and talk about the good times

 

[James]

Better than a bit torn up mozzarella, basil and tomato? I don't f***ing think so mate.

...which is a Neapolitan pizza. I'd much prefer that to a pizza coated in toppings like, the simpler the better. There's simply no way a frozen pizza from Lidl will be better than a home made one like. I get that they're more convenient though.

 

[chriswallace85]

...which is a Neapolitan pizza. I'd much prefer that to a pizza coated in toppings like, the simpler the better. There's simply no way a frozen pizza from Lidl will be better than a home made one like. I get that they're more convenient though.

Whilst frozen pizzas have also come on leaps and bounds in recent years, it's the ones in the fridges that I was on about.