You know you’re old when ...

[Kevj]

You have to really concentrate to maintain an erection for over an hour.

Concentrate? I’d need strong medication.

 

[TheManFromSunderland]

Say again?

I wonder if many of the young'uns know what this is.

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Just about to say, showed the kids a VHS video tape a few month ago. Unbelievable the things they were saying it was, I thought they were joking

Can I also add, having to remove the odd bunch of hair from my ears every few weeks ffs

And also looking through the bay window every 10 mins if someone even remotely parks a few yards from the drive, spouting stuff like “they don’t live in this street, wonder who they are” ffs

 

[S.S.R..]

...when you make an involuntary groaning noise any time you get up out of your da.

 

[Fletch]

You need a piss in middle of the night , more often than not ...

 

[Farfrom Athletic]

...when you make an involuntary groaning noise any time you get up out of your da.

 

[Keawyeds]

Can I also add, having to remove the odd bunch of hair from my ears every few weeks ffs

Barbers in Westhoughton does "Ear Waxing".
No ta.

 

[Posh/ODvM]

there is no longer a right distance for reading anything. It's now a trial and error process of moving the words closer then further til you hit todays optimal point.

Tomorrow it will be different again.

 

[pillars of hercules]

It takes you 20 minutes to write a text message, checking the spelling and grammar then worrying whether it says what you actually mean.

Tharts just SMB paranoia so the grandmar Nazis dont corect you're spelling and punctuation.

 

[Kevj]

Tharts just SMB paranoia so the grandmar Nazis dont corect you're spelling and punctuation.

Grandmar Nazis?

 

[Deleted member 559]

If anyone ever finds mine, along with a means to view them, they would get a tidy collection of Jo Guest nudes.

Challenge accepted.

Tharts just SMB paranoia so the grandmar Nazis dont corect you're spelling and punctuation.

Must resist.

 

[pillars of hercules]

Challenge accepted.


Must resist.

 

[FC United of Manchester]

Sally Gunnell. Why do more young’uns not know about her?

Probably cos they don't play golf. Even the younger golfers know that a 'Sally Gunnell' is an ugly little runner.

 

[Keawyeds]

You need a piss in middle of the night , more often than not ...

If I go to bed and play on my phone for a bit, or watch a bit of TV, I can't just go to sleep. I have to get up, go for a piss and THEN I can go to sleep

 

[Dave Herbal]

When you play footy and people bring their kids along to play who are fully grown adults.
Then you can’t walk for the next 24 hours.

 

[Keawyeds]

Probably cos they don't play golf. Even the younger golfers know that a 'Sally Gunnell' is an ugly little runner.

Imagine golfers passing on prejudice to the next generation...
I bet they don't allow women in the clubhouse either do they?

 

[FC United of Manchester]

I bet they don't allow women in the clubhouse either do they?

Course they do, somebody has to serve the drinks and bait!

 

[Keawyeds]

Course they do, somebody has to serve the drinks and bait!

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[Ember]

Speed is irrelevant as you’re limited to 50mph and that’s not enough to maintain it in 6th gear.

Am I the only one who thought he was talking about dropping down gears on his bike?

 

[Scimmy]

When you need to go upstairs for something, and you pause to think what else you could do while you're up there to save another climb later .

 

[naughtynose]

..... you remember having to drop to 2nd gear to get up Houghton Cut.

What's that got to do with age