You know you’re old when ...

[CalAl]

You offer your adult offspring some "boiled" sweets out of your pocket, for the train journey home.

You mean sucky bullets. My adult daughter hates it when I say that. Thinks it is somehow obscene. "Do you want to suck my gouk/gook" is another no go area.

 

[Gillythedilf]

When your fart and cum faces are the same.

On a serious note regards shooting your muck when your getting on ;

Bloke at work (let’s call him eddy as that’s his real name ) says that after he shoots his load he goes into a sneezing fit ,I took the piss obviously but with him being old and that he reads newspapers and brought a cutting in months later to show it was actually a thing amongst the older gentleman.

Anyone else on here heard of or actually know first hand of this .,?

 

[Alpha P]

Twice in the last few days, I've found myself saying "oh dear me" as i walk up the stairs, sort of subconsciously, which is a bit worrying