You know you’re old when ...



Trimming nasal hair every fortnight makes me feel old... remember there was a time it was only required once every 39 year.

Buying the bairn her provisional last month made me feel old..

And my reaction when she said she doesn't want to learn to drive just yet but wants to learn to ride and get a motorbike.... I believe death trap, crazy and freezing were all used in my attempts to put her off...

Mrs G waited til she'd gone out and reminded me that I've been threatening to get a bike licence then a Harley since very early on in my midlife crisis and not to be a 2 faced hypocrite.:lol:
 
Try standing on one leg with your eyes open and see how long you last.
Then try doing it with your eyes closed, the longer you last the younger you are, fact!!
 

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