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Rustie Trombone
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A bully who needs someone to put him on his arse next time he tries it on.
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You realise all those things are staged and scripted right?
I always like to imagine that had the bloke he punched been a bit lairy, he would've wiped the blood off his lip, stood up & said "Reeto them, fat lad, if that's how it is let's finish it properly outside" Reckon his arse would've went, JC banked on his "I'm the presenter of a programme that makes millions for the Beeb, I can't be touched!" personaA bully who needs someone to put him on his arse next time he tries it on.
I always like to imagine that had the bloke he punched been a bit lairy, he would've wiped the blood off his lip, stood up & said "Reeto them, fat lad, if that's how it is let's finish it properly outside" Reckon his arse would've went, JC banked on his "I'm the presenter of a programme that makes millions for the Beeb, I can't be touched!" persona
He certainly sounded very different in the old top gear episodes...I heard he has to put that voice on, because his natural speaking voice is more like Orville
The stilted delivery of the scripted dialogue is the funniest part of the show. As for the audience - compared to them the old Top of the Pops audiences look spontaneous and original.Of course not Pip. I for one thought it was all real, every episode, and had no concept that they did storylines that encouraged lazy stereotyping in amongst all the jolly japes.
Jealousy
Modern day Last of the Summer WineI generally took Top Gear to be 3 midlife crisis blokes trying to hide being Home Counties pub bores by arsing around in cars and making a fairly entertaining show.
My opinion began to change when they went to Alabama, made a few sweeping generalisations, and tried their hardest to wind up the locals with their cars.
Clarkson then expressed anger and surprise when they were chased out of town and out of the state. If you go looking for trouble in any part of the globe, you generally find it, although he seemed to think that ought not to apply to him.
Modern day Last of the Summer Wine
Yet you discuss that episode as though it was real and they really got chased out of the state.Of course not Pip. I for one thought it was all real, every episode, and had no concept that they did storylines that encouraged lazy stereotyping in amongst all the jolly japes.
Wasn't the person he hit in his tantrum over not getting a steak a BBC producer? So someone well down the pecking order from the star talent. Never liked the bloke, whoever said pub bore above was right - that kind of smug, know-it-all, think they're funnier than they are and think that things are even funnier if you say them...in a stupid...voice and...intonation, middle-aged bloke who has their own glass in the pub for a 'foaming pint of your best bitter, mine host' type.
Mind, if you basted Clarkson in his nastiest mood with shit and left him close to the fire to melt, you'd then get Rod Liddle.
Surely that’s alone makes him a marked man on the SMB...and peppercorn sauce