When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

[Monkton mackem]

How could I possibly celebrate such a victory knowing that we aren't every fans second team.

 

[Right Brainless]

I didn't see our goal due to being in their shadow.

A bit late ( on my part ), but witty, very very witty

 

[Scary nuns]

When Adam Johnson, slammed home our 90th minute winner I didn't celebrate because I left early.

 

[JonnotheMackem]

I couldn't celebrate because I saw their seats were black, not pink.

I remembered as well that thir real rivalry was with Man United these days, not us.

 

[The Silky Assassin]

I didn't celebrate as it dawned on me that we'd paid for Cisse's flight.

 

[Murton_FTM]

After Johnson drilled home the 90th minute winner I was promptly brought back down to earth when I remembered that "even Chopra scored" in their 4-1 win at our place about a decade ago.

 

[the flying graysons]

I missed it as I was filling in my passport renewal

 

[Deleted member 31305]

My delight turned to dread, as I realised I now have to organise a funeral for the derby record books.
I'll show them! Next time they play Norwich I'm gonna turn up in me shirt and watch them get turned over. What's the worst that could happen? Might take me gypo looking son with me anarl.

 

[Tomma]

I found myself entirely unable to raise even a smile as I was still lamenting the fact that I haven't yet appeared in a newspaper article due to my plums unwittingly hanging out of my tracky bottoms as I sit awaiting kick-off.

 

[vidal baboon]

I couldn't celebrate as I was too busy online looking for an Safc onesie, which unfortunately I couldn't find

 

[supernaut1968]

I couldn't celebrate, because I remembered growing up surrounded by fans of little old Sunderland and wondered what might have been, if only...

 

[Al Bundy]

I immediately rang up to buy shares in a local telephone box repair company.

 

[tippytoptastic]

When Jinxy Johnson exquisitly controlled buckelys perfectly weighted pass and rifled that unstoppable shot into the back of the net I almost jumped out my seat with joy, until I released the possible consequences on the mental stabilty and confidence of Englands future number one, let's just hope he gets over this in time for the next world cup final.

 

[Disco_Pants93]

I couldn't really celebrate as I realised we don't have bed sheets stock piled up somewhere to prepare for a boycoutt when things go tits up. What's the f***ing point man.

 

[SeahamMackem]

Was going to post some thing positive, but then realised that the honey monster doesn't support us.

 

[Hitchin Exile]

I wanted to celebrate but, instead, I was overcome by an overwhelming sense of self-hate as I've realised that the chip on my shoulder has developed into a full blown inferiority complex. I just feel dead inside!!

 

[Statto Junkie]

Forget Sess and his nutmegs, Vaughan's screamer, Borini's hand in mouth celebration and Johnson's 3 goals on the trot, we'll never have a Oscar-nominated filum made about wor Club.

 

[landor]

How could I celebrate when I knew I'd been celebrating the whole week before drinking copious amounts of alcohol and realising I'd been sitting in my own crap and vomit for two days...

 

[Quinderland]

Celebrate? Celebrate what? Never have we had a messiah for a manager. And with that, a complete lack of sexy football in which id rather lose 4-3 than have a scrappy win 1-0.

 

[Wise Man Says]

I couldn't celebrate because I can spell boycott and don't write on my bed sheets.