When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

[Boots]

Gutted when I realised that our glory days at St James' park are behind us and I would have to settle for a record breaking run at the Sports Direct Wongadome.

 

[SAFC 2012]

I couldnt celebrate as I was too busy thinking about the terrible punishment the poor horsies were going to endure

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

I felt unable to celebrate because I knew I would never be able to make classy career decisions because I'm not clever like Colback.

This is the best thread ever and inspired me to join up and not just read. I've not laughed so much since AJ hammered the skunks in the 90th ... ... oh wait

 

[NeilP]

My soaring heart turned to lead when I realised that as the sole SAFC supporter in a company of 100 magpies, I'd have to console them on their loss and sudden lack of self-esteem......for the fourth consecutive time.

 

[Walter White]

I couldn't celebrate, I just kept thinking about Jack Colback, he looked so sad, like a little boy who got no presents on Christmas day

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

I feel deeply ashamed our stadium is built on an old colliery, completely spoiled any chance of celebrating, why couldn't our stadium be named after a saint ... ...

 

[elder]

I couldn't celebrate because i was really worried that they'd score. after all stephen taylor had already hit the post...

this must be seb

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

My elation was suddenly flattened when I realised we would never have a manager that likes to headbutt pensioners.

 

[Tadger]

My joy was also cut short by the knowledge that we just divvent undastaand.

I mean...we simply just divvent.

 

[SirSidneyRuffDiamond]

I was depressed because we will never have 'git famus' TV celebs like Ant and Dec and because we never had a TV prergram made in Sunderland like Byka Grerv.

 

[Veryoldrokerender]

I was totally gutted as AJ's strike went in as I knew Look North would ignore it. And they did.

 

[Dexter]

Imagine my embarrassment as I stopped short my wild celebrations as I do indeed, not understand.

 

[Bungo Mackem]

I couldn't celebrate as I was concerned for Jack Colback's safety as I hadn't seen him for 90 minutes. I understand he was later found in Seb Larsson's back pocket.

 

[Mackemcolin]

GOLD

Fuckin great result, even at that ungodly hour - how are ya Pete!!!

 

[greedminds]

i could not celebrate as i had to pop out and lock up the horses

 

[Rober33]

I couldn't celebrate knowing that the fantastically named 'O3 Arena' would need a new name!

 

[Cockney Mackem]

I couldn't celebrate knowing that the fantastically named 'O3 Arena' would need a new name!

The FourinarO 2

 

[SeahamMackem]

My delight turned to dread, as I realised I now have to organise a funeral for the derby record books.
I'll show them! Next time they play Norwich I'm gonna turn up in me shirt and watch them get turned over. What's the worst that could happen? Might take me gypo looking son with me anarl.

 

[Krusty up front]

As the net rippled my heart sank as I suddenly realised we were never invited to play in something called the Fairs Cup back in the 60's, which was the equivalent of the European Cup at the time.

 

[hiesengerg]

my initial jubilation faded when I realized it would have been better for the region if the geordie nation had triumphed, this was confirmed to me in the coverage of the game on bbc's look north......

I couldn't celebrate as I was concerned for the welfare of Steven Taylor and hoped that was not going to die after smashing into the post

BTW -how is the post doing? will it be okay for scum v everton? no-one seems to give a shit!