What are your neighbours' occupations?

[superflex]

Chief Whip on one side and chancellor of the exchequer on the other

Both of them government scroungers, Bloody scratters.

 

[Dilligaf60]

Only have neighbours on one side. Young lad that recently had notice from wankers crisps. Smashing young family, I'm gutted for them.

 

[Effrafax]

Retired and retired I think.

Wish I was retired

 

[Her Ivory Tower]

Too posh for neighbours.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

One side is a drug dealer, the other is a Rabbi.

Is the drug dealer friends with the Rabbi to take away the guilt?

 

[Arkle]

Young professional hipster house sharers on one side. Seem nice enough lads, held an acoustic gig in their back garden last summer. On the other side, there's a woman who walks to work. I've no idea where she works but I know she walks there. In summary, I don't really know my neighbours all that well really.

 

[spitfire]

If you see something....Say something.

I think he has an unhealthy relationship with his mother, and he called the rozzers when I hoyed a bag of garden rubbish at him.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Stove installer and milk marketer

 

[I'm Spartacus]

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller... he's a local vicar and serial killer

Fuck me I haven't heard that song in yonks. I must Spotify it immediately....

 

[Billy Rocket]

Butchers assistant and the lady who puts the little plastic bobbins on the Christmas cakes

 

[yorkyexile]

Professional eater one side and terrorists the other I think

 

[WHD]

Is the drug dealer friends with the Rabbi to take away the guilt?

It's the other way round

 

[Walter White]

Postie on one side and ASDA worker on the other side.

 

[Tomma]

One side: Dinnar
Other side: Dinnar

Bloody hell, same here. Do you live in our house?

 

[Discopants91]

Scary murderous woman with a pair of radgy hounds on one side.

Nowt on the other.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Bloody hell, same here. Do you live in our house?

If you're 33 year old Irish lass or a 10 year old boy then it's possible.

 

[Tomma]

If you're 33 year old Irish lass or a 10 year old boy then it's possible.

Nah mate, I'm older than 33

 

[The Hunt]

Strangely enough the 3 of us (me and my neighbours) are all single women.

Christ, i bet you can hear the vibrations as you turn in to the street.

 

[Beaker]

No idea what the folk to our right do. They're pretty quiet and private. Very polite bairns mind.

To the left is a little old dear on her last legs bless her. Especially considering the bloke next to her is a coke dealer with a tattooed face.

Nice couple across the road run their own pottery business I think.

 

[TubeStationAt12]

One side: Dinnar
Other side: Dinnar

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