What are your neighbours' occupations?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Alan BStard, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. Alan BStard

    Alan BStard Striker

    One side is retired but was in the printing game. On the other side has his own POS making business.
  2. Wilfy

    Wilfy Striker

    One side there's a heating engineer
    Other side, nee idea
  3. One side: Dinnar
    Other side: Dinnar
  4. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Vet on one side
    CEO of Healthspan on the other
  5. Got 4 neighbours n a small estate.

    2 retired.

    1 lad is a builder. built the estate and lives in one of them. I have a beer with him aand we get on alright

    1 is a fruit and veg man. has a couple fo market stalls but also does some commercial stuff in New Spitalfields market
  6. Trauntrian

    Trauntrian Midfield

    One side is retired
    The other side is unemployed.

    I stand out with my "proper job" and all that
  7. ravydavygravy

    ravydavygravy Striker

    One side: Ships Engineer
    Other side: Ships Engineer

    Nee neighbours at least half the year :cool:
  8. chriswallace85

    chriswallace85 Striker

    In 666 there lives a Mr Miller... he's a local vicar and serial killer
  9. One side they are both retired.
    Other side, single parent with an affinity for wine or any alcohol available at the time of writing
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  10. spitfire

    spitfire Striker

    1 is a pensioner. The other is of Pakistani origin (as I can't say p***) who doesn't live there and only turns up about once momth to fuck about in his shed
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  11. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Ever hear any suspicious ticking marra?
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  12. In number 18 there lives a big butch queen...........He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
  13. A say what now? :lol:
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  14. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    There's a councillor on my street (not @Boris Bear or @Wilfy) and a Quaker minister but that's it.
  15. spitfire

    spitfire Striker

    No but my missus and the neighbours opposite refer to them as the terrorists. I've heard him have a wail up mind
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  16. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Mind Wails aren't fishes, just so you know!
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  17. Brian Griffin

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  18. Gene Hunt

    Gene Hunt Full Back

    In number 28 there lives a transvestite: he's a man by day but he's a woman at night.
  19. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    Scrounging bastard on one side, gas engineer on t'other.
  20. Zig81

    Zig81 Striker

    One side is a retired couple.

    Other side supposedly work in the hospital but bang out very loud and extremely shit karaoke on a Friday and Saturday night, I have a feeling this will cause a scene and blows may be exchanged if it carries on.

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