What are your neighbours' occupations?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Alan BStard, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. left side is a prostitute and right side drug dealer. two opposite don't work as their convictions get in the way.

    Canny place for the Toon.
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  2. WHD

    WHD Striker

    One side is a drug dealer, the other is a Rabbi.
  3. dixonsafc

    dixonsafc Striker

    Teachers to the left of me, long term sick on the right.

    Stuck in the middle with...
  4. Son of Stan

    Son of Stan Winger

    Strangely enough the 3 of us (me and my neighbours) are all single women. One's a nurse (prone to weirdness) and the other one's an ambulance co-ordinator - so I should be okay in a medical emergency.
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  5. shogun1904

    shogun1904 Striker

    You live next door to @gillythedilf ?
  6. abbs

    abbs Striker

    Heating engineer one side (which has come in handy a few times )
    nee idea other side !
    Both Washington mags :rolleyes:
  7. Andy_Roker1983

    Andy_Roker1983 Striker

    Full time c unts
  8. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    That's an interesting mix.
  9. xmfd

    xmfd Winger

    Old retired bastards.
  10. becs

    becs Striker Contributor

    The lady opposite is retired now. She used to work as the practice nurse at my GP surgery.

    I was having a smear test and she was making polite conversation while she was busy down there and asked if I was going on holiday. I said no because I'm moving house soon and she asked where I was moving to. I told her and she said "oh hi, I'll be your new neighbour!" Not a very dignified way of meeting the neighbours :eek::lol:
  11. SAFC2403

    SAFC2403 Winger

    professional football coach on one side
    accountant on the other
  12. Pacific

    Pacific Striker

    all retired around me

    think i'm the youngest on the road by about 35-40 year :lol:
  13. Kevj

    Kevj Winger

    Class bat mitzvahs.
  14. Billy Rocket

    Billy Rocket Winger

    UOM academic, retired pilot.
  15. Hairdresser and car mechanic couple on one side. Nice people with well mannered bairns.

    Suspect that the ones on the other side steal bikes and grow weed in the loft.
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  16. The Raven

    The Raven Winger


    There'd be some dancing going on there all right.
  17. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Retired Printer on one side. Wood Pigeons and Squirrels on the other.
  18. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    International sports star on one side, CEO of a multinational on the other.
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  19. I don't have neighbours on either side. Nearest house to us is the bloke who owns Rivergreen properties and Jesmond Dene House.
  20. No neighbours either side for miles and miles, nearest out the back about 12 miles, out the front 1/3 mile, gamekeeper their lass is a chef .

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