Discussion in 'SMB' started by Alan BStard, Apr 21, 2017.
Do you live near @tunstall birdman
The woman next door works at the job centre, I've got nee idea what her husband does and no idea what either of my other neighbours do. I often see the German bloke over the road set off to work and only this morning me and our lass were wondering what he does. She thinks he's an engineer but I reckon he'd have a better car if he was.
In my SR6 gaff, a professional bell end on one side, builder of bespoke kitchens etc on t'other
Might just be frugal there mate
Seems like a lot of flash cars are driven by young lads on tick now
It's funny how people perceive jobs by the cars people drive, could be an interesting thread to start if I could be arsed
Retired on one side.
Postie on the other side, I think the lasses parents bought her the house and he moved in. Don't think she works.
My boss is on about 5x what I'm on and has an old banger of a car. If I was on his salary I'd be flying around in a fucking Tesla!
I'd be very interested in seeing value/brand/age of car by occupation/salary like
If you see something....Say something.
I bet you would.
I suspect he has seen nowt and is just a daft old racist.
It would be interesting, there'll be a few unwilling to give out that info and a few who would, let's say, inflate their salary!
One side the bloke is a BT Training Manager and Magistrate, his wife is a receptionist at the Doctors'
Other side the bloke is an Engineer and his wife is a retired Bank Manager
A retired lady one side and a builder on the other. Though he never seems to be out building anything. And his kip could do with some building work.
Wonder if he's printed anything that's turned up at my house
One side is a manager in a garage and his wife doesn't work. Other side is a single bloke who does something in engineering and goes away a lot.
Plumbers both sides. Fecking massive houses. Hasten to add my house is nowhere near as big as theirs.
One side is in prison
The other side is in prison
I'm in prison
Retired on one side. The other side is an ignorant arsehole that pretends to read his phone rather than say hello. Hes a fat fuck mag too.
The other side retired old housewife.
To our left, Teacher and Technician for pubs
To our right, I think he may have worked for a builders. Dear knows whether he works. He's an alcoholic
Retired one side. Retired/unemployed/working from home on the other side. Nee idea what he does.
Doubt anyone particularly knows what I do. Probably assume I am unemployed/drug dealer as I am in the house most days but still have a lavish lifestyle.*
Saw new neighbours from two doors down earlier. If I was going to make an educated guess I would say winos.
*Own a car.
One side is a professional asshole, the other is a semi retired dickhead.
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