What are your neighbours' occupations?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Alan BStard, Apr 21, 2017.

  1. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Do you live near @tunstall birdman
  2. Kevsgreat

    Kevsgreat Striker

    The woman next door works at the job centre, I've got nee idea what her husband does and no idea what either of my other neighbours do. I often see the German bloke over the road set off to work and only this morning me and our lass were wondering what he does. She thinks he's an engineer but I reckon he'd have a better car if he was.
  3. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    In my SR6 gaff, a professional bell end on one side, builder of bespoke kitchens etc on t'other
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  4. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    Might just be frugal there mate

    Seems like a lot of flash cars are driven by young lads on tick now
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  5. Zig81

    Zig81 Striker

    It's funny how people perceive jobs by the cars people drive, could be an interesting thread to start if I could be arsed :lol:
  6. The Raven

    The Raven Winger

    Retired on one side.

    Postie on the other side, I think the lasses parents bought her the house and he moved in. Don't think she works.
  7. Frijj

    Frijj Striker

    My boss is on about 5x what I'm on and has an old banger of a car. If I was on his salary I'd be flying around in a fucking Tesla!

    I'd be very interested in seeing value/brand/age of car by occupation/salary like
  8. If you see something....Say something.
  9. shogun1904

    shogun1904 Striker

    I bet you would. :lol:

    I suspect he has seen nowt and is just a daft old racist.
    Last edited: Apr 21, 2017
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  10. Zig81

    Zig81 Striker

    It would be interesting, there'll be a few unwilling to give out that info and a few who would, let's say, inflate their salary! :lol:
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  11. Quench

    Quench Winger

    One side the bloke is a BT Training Manager and Magistrate, his wife is a receptionist at the Doctors'

    Other side the bloke is an Engineer and his wife is a retired Bank Manager
  12. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

    A retired lady one side and a builder on the other. Though he never seems to be out building anything. And his kip could do with some building work.
  13. becs

    becs Striker Contributor

    Wonder if he's printed anything that's turned up at my house :eek:

    One side is a manager in a garage and his wife doesn't work. Other side is a single bloke who does something in engineering and goes away a lot.
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  14. Kent_Mackem

    Kent_Mackem Striker

    Plumbers both sides. Fecking massive houses. Hasten to add my house is nowhere near as big as theirs.


    One side is in prison

    The other side is in prison

    I'm in prison
  16. GK

    GK Striker

    Retired on one side. The other side is an ignorant arsehole that pretends to read his phone rather than say hello. Hes a fat fuck mag too.
  17. FIVE

    FIVE Winger

    No neighbour
    The other side retired old housewife.
  18. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    To our left, Teacher and Technician for pubs

    To our right, I think he may have worked for a builders. Dear knows whether he works. He's an alcoholic
  19. Retired one side. Retired/unemployed/working from home on the other side. Nee idea what he does.
    Doubt anyone particularly knows what I do. Probably assume I am unemployed/drug dealer as I am in the house most days but still have a lavish lifestyle.*
    Saw new neighbours from two doors down earlier. If I was going to make an educated guess I would say winos.

    *Own a car.
  20. royaldragon

    royaldragon Midfield

    One side is a professional asshole, the other is a semi retired dickhead.:lol:

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