What are your neighbours' occupations?

[dangermows]

Didn't you send pictures of your chucky to lasses on here?

WTF?

 

[rockaway]

One side : Old bloke and his wife, she's a special school teacher I think, he's just a prick.
Other side : Couple in their late 20's, he's a chef and she's a barwench. He's also one of me best mates, so it's quite handy. Although currently he's off his face on MDMA singing Seasick Steve.

 

[Lambchops]

Just for amusement, who's the porn star?

Is virtually everyone there one?

Its a bloke, not sure of his stage name but his parents are proud of him we've only met him a couple of times

 

[martinlumley]

We've got one....
He works for the govt, but can't say what....he's minted though...

Live in a flat. The two other flats on this floor both have single 40-50-something men living in them. One's a freelance consultant as he has severe allergies and can't leave the house much. Found his twitter the other day and he's a massive racist.
The other bloke is a strange one and all

Allergic to dark skin?

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

I used to be like that mate, always happy with a healthy bank balance. Lost a couple of really good mates in Afghan 2009/10, changed my outlook on life completely, can't take it with you when you're gone, enjoy it while you can.

Sorry to hear that mate and I admire your outlook.

 

[Its Him Again]

Strange situation in the block next to me . About 8 flats join my maisonette. I've seen a wad who works in a hotel @Royston Vasey . A bald man who works as a chef, a Russian wad hangs around with him. Some Arabs who are trainee doctors and their friend is a trainee pilot. My manager, an old dear and a few I know nothing about.

 

[Sideshow Bob2]

Retired, next one up is retired, over from them dint kna, over from that retired. Over the other side is a prison guard. Other three houses I don't know but when we moved on here we must have dropped the average age by about 30. Great for getting packages delivered mind.

 

[lurker]

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[AB22 Easy Tiger]

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Not that shit again

 

[darius]

All my neighbours are retired.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

Not that shit again

Taking offence?

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Its a bloke, not sure of his stage name but his parents are proud of him we've only met him a couple of times

Does he spit on his car key before putting it in the door lock?

 

[ywcmackem]

On one side I have a half blind 93 year old lady who is obviously retired. Still tries to put her make up on everyday which can be frightening to look at god bless her.
On the other side he is a builder and she is a cleaner. Get on OK but he doesn't half fancy himself.

 

[redgauntlet]

And who is next door on the other side?

A drug dealer.

 

[Buzz]

Farmers to the left of me Farmers to the right of me.

 

[Stormo]

Next door to the right, retired,
Next door to the left, retired
Over the road outbthe back, all three houses, retired.
Out the front all three houses, retired.

I'm the only one who works but the house is safe cos one of, if not all, are straight up if there's anyone knocking about.

Farmers to the left of me Farmers to the right of me.

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

 

[Spennymackem1981]

One side is retired but was in the printing game. On the other side has his own POS making business.

the fuck are you staling your neighbours for

 

[Jasper]

I don't have neighbours on either side. Nearest house to us is the bloke who owns Rivergreen properties and Jesmond Dene House.

Peter Candler?

 

[Lankester Merrin]

Peter Candler?

Yup. That's not you peeping over my garden fence?

 

[Jasper]

Yup. That's not you peeping over my garden fence?

Aye used to work in one of his buildings many moons ago.