Not mine, but my 7 year old keeps telling me the same joke, and even though I obviously know what's coming (and it was an old one well before he discovered it!) it always makes me smile.Banter to others and jokes you have used over the years and they can still have life in their delivery?
I'll start with a few of mine.
'What's hairy, sits on a stool and plays the piano?' - Kate's bush
A girl I was chatting up told me she was a veggie. So I replied 'Well, lettuce into your knickers pet"
Next... (As in poster, not the shop. Give us your best/worst)
He says "why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the idiots house"
Then follows up with :
"knock, knock"
"who's there?"
"the chicken"
Every time man, the cheeky little bugger!