Last night I dreamt I fell off a cliff into the water before and then ended up on a small island made of the shells of crabs
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Had this git weird dream last night...
Stephen Fletcher scored a goal...it was totally unbelievable
You have just reminded me that I had a dream where Altidore scored two. And the funny thing is, when the second one went in I went "Right, this has to be a dream" and I woke myself up.
Usually after I've been on the drink I dream about needing a piss or I dream that I'm desperate for a drink.These days most of my dreams seem to be toilet (age?) related. I'm on the bog at the Theatre Royal and the door falls off and I'm centre stage and everyone is staring at me. Or people are climbing over the top of the cubicle and watching me having a pee. I usually wake up and discover...I need to go to the loo. Deadly boring.
My dreams are always mental, like over the top mental. I had a dream I was Steve Jobs last night at the end of his life, it was f***ing awful I woke up in bits .
Had one last night where I was tasked with organising a birthday celebration for lenny henry. Things were compromised by the fact that both Lennys family and Dawn French's lot expected lenny to turn up. In the end I had to drive him to Birmingham where he ate a load of stereotypical fare like jerk chicken, before having to bomb south in a classic convertible for an already stuffed henry to manfully force down a celebratory lamb cutlet roast at dawn French's parents house, which was also a hobbit style abode carved in a hillside. it was a strangely satisfying dream, can recall getting proper into it.
I had to take a non molestation order out against Kylie Minogue to stop her hassling me in a dream recently.
Sounds like a dodgy TV channel for small subterranean furry mammals.I had to take a non molestation order out against Kylie Minogue to stop her hassling me in a dream recently.
I had a dream that I had killed someone and burried them under my patio. Virgin media were coming to fix a cable that runs underneath and I woke up sweating and it took an age before I realised it wasn't real .So as not to start a new thread, I've a couple more.
1) A couple of nights ago, I dreamed that I was being chased by a serial killer over in good old USA. He got caught then the (I assume) police ripped up his house to reveal half a dozen bodies underneath the floor boards, inside and outside the house.
The bodies all had their legs and arms cut off, which the serial killer had apparently eaten.
2) This toy furry blue monster was chasing this bloke around this building and was bouncing him all over the place. For some reason I shouted "eat him". The blue monster bounced this bloke up in the air one more time and against a wall. The bloke fell into the monster's open mouth and was swallowed whole.
Same.
I had a dream I was thrown into a hole and murdered by blunt force trauma to the back of my head a few years ago. That one stayed with me.