We are pregnant!!!!!

[dangermows]

But your mates still are. You said everyone does it. Or did your mates stop at the same time?

You are trying to salvage something from a disaster of a thread.

 

[tunstall birdman]

You know what, I think you've managed to dig yourself out of that one marra. Fair play.

The only wet thing I had that night was her broken waters all over my arse, when I rolled into it in bed, as she woke me up.

 

[dangermows]

People have been having babies for millions of years.

Never heard this 'saying' before so maybes your mate is a just a bit of a bell ?!?

 

[the boot]

You are trying to salvage something from a disaster of a thread.

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[black cat in france]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

Tell ya mate to make sure it's not a grudge pregnancy, some fucka might have had it in for him.

 

[Fred Secrets]

Makes no odds on here everybody lives in a mansion fucks a ten out of ten bird,has a job that pays 100k plus its sad as fuck man.

& puts each of their kids into the bath every single day.

It's part of a routine, seemingly.

 

[cornish mackem]

Things have been having babies for millions of years.

Tidied

 

[Mainze]

When you made friends with absolute f***ing melts I reckon

 

[Jimmer13]

Bah, not even 1 bite.

Apart from your Gnashing of Teeth!

 

[Charmless Man]

How did he verbally convey precisely five exclamation marks?

Difficult to tell without caps lock.

Up there with “forever home”.

Horrendous patter.

Is forever home a euphemism for @Frijj social life?

 

[MackneyHackem]

Difficult to tell without caps lock.



Is forever home a euphemism for @Frijj social life?

 

[cluffy]

Hardly crime of the century

 

[steve30000]

Forever home ffs.

Aye I’m 26 and I’m never moving house, going to live my entire life and die in a 2-bed new build in Washington.

Class.

You're probably going to die on this planet somewhere, ffs.. does it really matter that much where?

 

[Tadger]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

When we were having our two, I don’t ever remember crying uncontrollably because the fridge magnets were in the wrong.

So “we” were never pregnant.

 

[myleftfoot1978]

Makes no odds on here everybody lives in a mansion fucks a ten out of ten bird,has a job that pays 100k plus its sad as fuck man.

Poor fuckers 100k a year, the 10 out of 10 bird is defiantly f***ing someone else aswell if that’s all people are earning

 

[MackneyHackem]

You're probably going to die on this planet somewhere, ffs.. does it really matter that much where?

No mate you’re right. There’s no difference between dying in bed in 10-bedroom mansion in Surrey or in a skip in Marley Potts.

They are the same.

When we were having our two, I don’t ever remember crying uncontrollably because the fridge magnets were in the wrong.

So “we” were never pregnant.

class.

 

[steve30000]

No mate you’re right. There’s no difference between dying in bed in 10-bedroom mansion in Surrey or in a skip in Marley Potts.

They are the same.



class.

You're still going to die. That's the f***ing point.

Its not that hard to understand

 

[MackneyHackem]

You're still going to die. That's the f***ing point.

Its not that hard to understand

I think I’d probably go for the surrounded by family in a comfortable bed smacked off my tits option.

Maybe that’s just me being a big soft shite. You’re obviously made of stronger stuff Stevie Boobies.

 

[DaveH]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

I described my wife as having caught pregnancy or having a stomach parasite, just because it annoyed the crap out of her.

 

[steve30000]

I think I’d probably go for the surrounded by family in a comfortable bed smacked off my tits option.

Maybe that’s just me being a big soft shite. You’re obviously made of stronger stuff Stevie Boobies.

Fair enough. Just saying that you can't take the mansion with you, can you?