dangermows
Striker
But your mates still are. You said everyone does it. Or did your mates stop at the same time?
You are trying to salvage something from a disaster of a thread.
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But your mates still are. You said everyone does it. Or did your mates stop at the same time?
The only wet thing I had that night was her broken waters all over my arse, when I rolled into it in bed, as she woke me up.You know what, I think you've managed to dig yourself out of that one marra. Fair play.
People have been having babies for millions of years.
Never heard this 'saying' before so maybes your mate is a just a bit of a bell ?!?
You are trying to salvage something from a disaster of a thread.
Tell ya mate to make sure it's not a grudge pregnancy, some fucka might have had it in for him.My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?
Makes no odds on here everybody lives in a mansion fucks a ten out of ten bird,has a job that pays 100k plus its sad as fuck man.
TidiedThings have been having babies for millions of years.
When you made friends with absolute f***ing melts I reckon
Bah, not even 1 bite.
How did he verbally convey precisely five exclamation marks?
Up there with “forever home”.
Horrendous patter.
You're probably going to die on this planet somewhere, ffs.. does it really matter that much where?Forever home ffs.
Aye I’m 26 and I’m never moving house, going to live my entire life and die in a 2-bed new build in Washington.
Class.
My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?
Makes no odds on here everybody lives in a mansion fucks a ten out of ten bird,has a job that pays 100k plus its sad as fuck man.
You're probably going to die on this planet somewhere, ffs.. does it really matter that much where?
When we were having our two, I don’t ever remember crying uncontrollably because the fridge magnets were in the wrong.
So “we” were never pregnant.
You're still going to die. That's the f***ing point.No mate you’re right. There’s no difference between dying in bed in 10-bedroom mansion in Surrey or in a skip in Marley Potts.
They are the same.
class.
You're still going to die. That's the f***ing point.
Its not that hard to understand
I described my wife as having caught pregnancy or having a stomach parasite, just because it annoyed the crap out of her.My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?
Fair enough. Just saying that you can't take the mansion with you, can you?I think I’d probably go for the surrounded by family in a comfortable bed smacked off my tits option.
Maybe that’s just me being a big soft shite. You’re obviously made of stronger stuff Stevie Boobies.