We are pregnant!!!!!



Hate seeing this shit in people's houses man. Walls full of this kitsch crap but not an ashtray to be found.

Genuinely never have. Only time I get to know about things like that is on Come Dine With Me.

Would never be friends with anyone who would ever contemplate putting something like that up in their home.
 
That's because you live in London and all your friends live in warehouses in Deptford and eat tofu and rice cakes whilst unironically listening to the Arctic Monkeys.

The only people I know who listen to the Arctic Monkeys are lads from home who still think a good Friday night is drinking in Se7en.

All my mates live in flats. Apart from the Sunderland lads, who all live in new builds made of MDF and paper and came already furnished.
 

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