We are pregnant!!!!!

[MackneyHackem]

Hope you are living your best life marra.

 

[KGC83]

He’s obviously an absolute weirdo coming out with shit like that.

 

[yorkyexile]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

dint be jealous marra. One day you may meet a bewer daft enough, pop yer cherry and have a sprog yersel. Just be pleased for the lad

 

[Frijj]

Hope you are living your best life marra.

That's some real big dick energy there mind.

 

[oROSSo]

Hello tall man.

Hello mate, glad to have you back

 

[Frijj]

Hello mate, glad to have you back

Glad to be back. I've been sat here with my calculator crossing the days off my calendar until I could bore you senseless with stats.

 

[becs]

That's some real big dick energy there mind.

how long have you been banned for?

 

[Vagrant]

Did he hug you and happy cry as well?

 

[the boot]

I was all ready to congratulate you there

It's an American phrase isn't it?

Am 43 and a grandfather!!! No chance. Tbf when I see babies I want one. But I would not say ‘we’ are pregnant. If I was a girl and my partner said that I would say “ok” just going into labour. “Open ya legs and let me volley you in the bollocks please as ‘we’ are pregnant”

 

[FootballFan]

I hope you told him actually he wasnt pregnant

 

[the boot]

How did he verbally convey precisely five exclamation marks?

He never he said it. Iam the one conveying, ya tool.

dint be jealous marra. One day you may meet a bewer daft enough, pop yer cherry and have a sprog yersel. Just be pleased for the lad

3 kids to 3 women pal. Shares in the csa.

 

[Frijj]

how long have you been banned for?

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[MackneyHackem]

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How many alerts when you logged back in?

 

[Nicky Winterwasp]

Plot twist. OP's friend = conjoined twins (female)

 

[becs]

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I like the way you took the time to make a picture

 

[Frijj]

How many alerts when you logged back in?

94. 76 of which were @chunkylover53 tagging me in things.

 

[SAFCOldie]

Never heard this 'saying' before so maybes your mate is a just a bit of a bell ?!?

 

[the boot]

When you made friends with absolute f***ing melts I reckon

Don’t worry he’s not a traveller. He’s actually a tax man and his missus is an accountant for the dwp. Defra I think.

 

[RichD]

Men will be changing nappies next..

 

[the boot]

Did he hug you and happy cry as well?

Nope. That’s the daughters boyfriends job when he’s drunk or sweaty as fuck In the gym. Does it every time.

Never heard this 'saying' before so maybes your mate is a just a bit of a bell ?!?

His second name is bell.