We are pregnant!!!!!

[Snappy]

Milennials are proper pricks like.

Yes you are

 

[lenshack]

That’s nowt. Spanish lad I know told me he had a baby a few months back and showed me the baby to prove it.

The surrogate Mother lives in Chicago and already has seven bairns and a husband.

 

[PTR]

You mean like how men have been doing all the pushing throughout civilisation,, yet women decided they wanted equal credit about 10 years ago when they entered the game?

Bah, not even 1 bite.

 

[Ashley In!!]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

Ask him how he knows it is definitely his at this early stage.

 

[the boot]

Ask him how he knows it is definitely his at this early stage.

That would be improper. And he’s massive!!!

 

[PhilSAFC]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

Hope you called him a puff

 

[squashjoe]

@Frijj lad when will Jezza be in charge.

 

[PhilSAFC]

Milennials are proper pricks like.

Anyone using the phrase millennials is up there with hitler anarl.

 

[Frijj]

@Frijj lad when will Jezza be in charge.

before Christmas iirc.

 

[Gala]

We are having a turkey!!!!!!!

 

[Frijj]

Anyone using the phrase millennials is up there with hitler anarl.

You just used it

 

[PhilSAFC]

You just used it

No I didn’t. Not in the mood for you like.

 

[Frijj]

No I didn’t. Not in the mood for you like.

Even worse, you stuck an extra 'l' in for good measure.

 

[becs]

We are having a turkey!!!!!!!

Sounds fowl mate

 

[Walter White]

People have been having babies for millions of years.

Well, not quite that long.

 

[dickie mc rich]

My mate said this to me last neet and I smiled and congratulated him.
Inside I crumbled!!!! When did this become a ‘thing’?

This was said to me by a mate in June, they’d been trying for ages.

My drunken reply was “so you finally sandy hooked her then?” The look on their faces when I explained the comment. I haven’t heard from them since.

I’ll probably get a ban for this post, see you all in the new year

Men will be changing nappies next..

I’ll be getting some sexy private nurse to change mine. The joys of getting old

 

[MackneyHackem]

This was said to me by a mate in June, they’d been trying for ages.

My drunken reply was “so you finally sandy hooked her then?” The look on their faces when I explained the comment. I haven’t heard from them since.

I’ll probably get a ban for this post, see you all in the new year


I’ll be getting some sexy private nurse to change mine. The joys of getting old

Sandy hooked?

 

[dangermows]

When you made friends with absolute f***ing melts I reckon

 

[Gala]

This was said to me by a mate in June, they’d been trying for ages.

My drunken reply was “so you finally sandy hooked her then?” The look on their faces when I explained the comment. I haven’t heard from them since.

I’ll probably get a ban for this post, see you all in the new year


I’ll be getting some sexy private nurse to change mine. The joys of getting old

Sandy hooked?

 

[dangermows]

Well they are both going to be parents I suppose. I quite like the sentiment but it does wrankle a little that the woman is doing all the pushing in this scenario.

All in all I think it is meant in a lovely way so should be taken as such.

Bloke did all the pushing making it.