Warm night, the neighbour's out the back.....

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T_Bone said:
Tell her to,put her minge spray on its wick down the bottom of the garden.
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Steady on mate. Its just twatish neighbours. I realise this is too late, but, earplugs,run a bath, good book, cup of horlicks, oap wank, assuming etc..... You'll sleep through most of it.
 
T_Bone said:
Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?
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Ring Ernie.
 
T_Bone said:
I've turned my outdoor speakers round. I'm gonna give them Won't Get Fooled Again.
I thought about just climbing the fence and stealing the two lasses that are there but I'll blast them with some real music first.
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Put classic fm on lowd as owt....
 
T_Bone said:
Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?
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how old the son & his mates, when there off there heads turn it on :lol::lol:



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T_Bone said:
Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?
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Start burning tires in your back garden Tee.
 
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