Man About Town
Winger
Challenge them to a break-dance off
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I'm gonna put the shits up them. When The Who have finished telling them I won't get fooled again I'm gonna make them think I am an escaped convict.Play some Beethoven. Very loud. Isn't that what they used to do in bus stations or metro stations to discourage the youth from hanging around?
Belching? Oh no.Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?
Tell your husband I want a new fence cos your Ivy has ruined it.What was the conversation when he came round about the fence? @T_Bone
Loud enough for me to hear, how would you like it.Belching? Oh no.
He punched your wife?Tell your husband I want a new fence cos your Ivy has ruined it.
Visit number two, if you don't renew the fence You will regret it.
Visit number three, I answered the door, What are you gonna do about that feckin fence.......... Biff.
Stop threatening my wife.
Loud enough for me to hear, how would you like it.
Anyway I'm just gonna leave my hide at the bottom of the garden to get a drink, give me ten minutes
Are you a bit dim ? You look it on your avatar, if you don't mind me saying.He punched your wife?
It's drum and base nowt else. It's been going on for hours fecks sake if it was Rick Astley or Dire Sraits for this long I'd have snapped.I'm guessing that whatever you're calling 'drum base' isn't strictly drum and bass but is Rick Astley or Dire Straits...
No, just jesting, marra. There's a 'boogie in the barn' thing going on near me. Live music settling in the valley (Kings of Leon 'tribute'). I know this is bad, but I sometimes wish I was deaf (baby & toddler in the house)Are you a bit dim ? You look it on your avatar, if you don't mind me saying.
It's drum and base nowt else. It's been going on for hours fecks sake if it was Rick Astley or Dire Sraits for this long I'd have snapped.
Get the fuckers slapped then.Tell your husband I want a new fence cos your Ivy has ruined it.
Visit number two, if you don't renew the fence You will regret it.
Visit number three, I answered the door, What are you gonna do about that feckin fence.......... Biff.
Stop threatening my wife.
Loud enough for me to hear, how would you like it.
Anyway I'm just gonna leave my hide at the bottom of the garden to get a drink, give me ten minutes
Haway, he on his own, with a wife to protect..... & he's infirm. Biffed the f***ing neighbour though!Get the fuckers slapped then.
Tell your husband I want a new fence cos your Ivy has ruined it.
Visit number two, if you don't renew the fence You will regret it.
Visit number three, I answered the door, What are you gonna do about that feckin fence.......... Biff.
Stop threatening my wife.
Loud enough for me to hear, how would you like it.
Anyway I'm just gonna leave my hide at the bottom of the garden to get a drink, give me ten minutes
That sounds pretty rapey likeI've turned my outdoor speakers round. I'm gonna give them Won't Get Fooled Again.
I thought about just climbing the fence and stealing the two lasses that are there but I'll blast them with some real music first.
Fixed marra.Order your neighbours son 20 vegan pizzas