Warm night, the neighbour's out the back.....

[T_Bone]

Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?

 

[HABA87]

Post about them on here.

 

[KeefBeer]

Are away at their caravan at Port Clarence or wherever. Their garden is at the end of ours. The leader of the family is a dick. He works away but has called round a few times to moan about the back fence and my Ivy and once threatened me on my door step if I didn't put up a new fence. He certainly got a response he wasn't prepared for.
Anyway as he does every weekend he gone to the caravan leaving his son with the run of the house. For the past two hours he and his ten mates have been swearing, belching, smoking cannabis, but most annoyingly have had this feckin boring drum base on repeat.
I am on my own, aged and infirm.
What would you do ?

Why is it your responsibility to repair the fence?
Should be 50-50 at least.

 

[Ramshanker]

Gan in the house. Not like it's happening every night

 

[Lloyd Christmas]

First of all wipe ya fanny

Leave the bairns alone

Have a hot chocolate gan t bed

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Phone the plod but pretend to be one of the other neighbours.

 

[Ramshanker]

First of all wipe ya fanny

Leave the bairns alone

Have a hot chocolate gan t bed

That's perfect

 

[Man About Town]

Just give us the address and the SMB will sort it

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Phone the plod but pretend to be one of the other neighbours.

This.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

That's perfect

OP should organise a 65+ dogging and drugs party in his garden for next Saturday.

 

[Ramshanker]

OP should organise a 65+ dogging and drugs party in his garden for next Saturday.

Hope so, there's meant to be a gale.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Hope so, there's meant to be a gale.

Phwoaaaar

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[safc1981]

Shit on his half of the fence

 

[T_Bone]

OP should organise a 65+ dogging and drugs party in his garden for next Saturday.

Cheeky bassa !

Post about them on here.

Oh do feck off.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Cheeky bassa !


Oh do feck off.

Thanks for the invite, I will bring Doris.

 

[T_Bone]

I've turned my outdoor speakers round. I'm gonna give them Won't Get Fooled Again.
I thought about just climbing the fence and stealing the two lasses that are there but I'll blast them with some real music first.

 

[EDGE]

Play him some Vera Lynn.

 

[oROSSo]

Gan down with a ghetto blaster on your shoulder blaring ‘pass the dutchie’ and get amongst it

 

[T_Bone]

Thanks for the invite, I will bring Doris.

Tell her to,put her midge spray on its wick down the bottom of the garden.

 

[Son of Stan]

Play some Beethoven. Very loud. Isn't that what they used to do in bus stations or metro stations to discourage the youth from hanging around?