T_Bone
Striker
I'm sixty with one leg but I've still got a full head of hair, my own teeth and two fists and I'm getting ready right now to go round to their front door.
Warm night, the neighbour's out the back.....
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OOOSH YEAH
Striker
Tell them to shut the fuck up.
Ramshanker
Winger
Well don't forget to take a few cans, don't want to look like a leech
You could put the cans in your spare leg. Like a thermos, saves a carrier?
OOOSH YEAH
Striker
This is not the bloke I remember. The old T would have fucked them off. 
Ramshanker
Winger
He would've fucked them all in the arse...and rightly so, but he's infirm now (not sure what firm?)This is not the bloke I remember. The old T would have fucked them off.
T_Bone
Striker
I e had a leg off ffs and you and that ramshagger bloke take the piss. I'm gonna report yous two when I get back. I'm just looking for my torch then I'm off.This is not the bloke I remember. The old T would have fucked them off.
Ramshanker
Winger
I keep imagining I'm talking to Uncle Albert on the internet
OOOSH YEAH
Striker
Whey just give him a slap. Get your lass to film it and put it on here. What’s garn on with the fucked leg like?
Ramshanker
Winger
During the war.....sorry
Who the fuck is Ivy and why are they complaining about her?
ilovehorswill
Striker
He'd win by breaking his hip
T_Bone
Striker
I've had an amputation from the knee down. I wasn't in the war either.
Anyway I went round got an answer at the door told them I wasn't having it, they started mouthing off then I noticed they were looking at my crutch and the lads backed off and the girls came forward and I told them " If I don't get Richard Hawley on in ten minutes I'll be back"
Anyway I've just been relaxing as I took the torch out of my crutch and listened to " The Ocean" at full blast.
Up yours Ramshagger.
Anyway I went round got an answer at the door told them I wasn't having it, they started mouthing off then I noticed they were looking at my crutch and the lads backed off and the girls came forward and I told them " If I don't get Richard Hawley on in ten minutes I'll be back"
Anyway I've just been relaxing as I took the torch out of my crutch and listened to " The Ocean" at full blast.
Up yours Ramshagger.
Discopants91
Striker
Sound proper mental you.
rapscallion
Winger
Ramshanker
Winger
I should record this boogie in the barn bollocks, I think Fake Shat are on now
Pseudonym Number 1
Striker
Hoy some lion shit owa the fence
Spot
Striker
Hoy twat I've already got one organised bought extra Werthers anarl
Join the party and seduce the son. Then send photos to your neighbour on holiday of you bumming his bairn senseless.
