Bakerlooline
Striker
I don't think the "bloke from Allied Carpets" was ever named.Did Terry also work at sallied carpets, and nick off with Rose, or was that someone else?
This from memory so I may have some of the words wrong but here goes
My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She went to Kenya, with the bloke from Allied Carpets
We couldn't have children
THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM TRYING!
She's been increasingly slapdash since she bought that new hearthrug
Oh Rose how I loved you
But where are you now?
Alone with your salesman
YOU ADULTERESS COW!!!