Vic Reeves Big Night Out

Did Terry also work at sallied carpets, and nick off with Rose, or was that someone else?
I don't think the "bloke from Allied Carpets" was ever named.

This from memory so I may have some of the words wrong but here goes

My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She went to Kenya, with the bloke from Allied Carpets
We couldn't have children
THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM TRYING!
She's been increasingly slapdash since she bought that new hearthrug

Oh Rose how I loved you
But where are you now?
Alone with your salesman
YOU ADULTERESS COW!!!
 


I don't think the "bloke from Allied Carpets" was ever named.

This from memory so I may have some of the words wrong but here goes

My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She went to Kenya, with the bloke from Allied Carpets
We couldn't have children
THAT DIDN'T STOP US FROM TRYING!
She's been increasingly slapdash since she bought that new hearthrug

Oh Rose how I loved you
But where are you now?
Alone with your salesman
YOU ADULTERESS COW!!!
:lol:

Wasn't that Mulligan & O'hare in The Smell of.. ?

or that we’re f***ing idiots.
Tried to introduce my two kids to the wonders of Vic and Bob, but yeah, they won't have any of it, and think we're all idiots.:lol:
 
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We do that with the kids when they fall over or can’t get up off the floor. probably still do it when they’re 15 and they’ll think we’re either really cool and retro because it will have come back, or that we’re f***ing idiots.


Did Terry also work at sallied carpets, and nick off with Rose, or was that someone else?

That was Mulligan and O'Hare

 
They're class. Saw them live at Newcastle and loved it.

f***ing love Vic and Bob.

Even Vic in Corrie made me laugh.
Last year? I went to the second night and vic was on fire, even bob couldn’t keep a straight face and was pissing himself laughing. Absolutely brilliant night.
 
Last year? I went to the second night and vic was on fire, even bob couldn’t keep a straight face and was pissing himself laughing. Absolutely brilliant night.
No it was quite a few (20+?) years ago. May have been the first tour they did, not sure now. Agreed though, it was a brilliant night.
 

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