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Vic Reeves Big Night Out

Discussion in 'SMB' started by jarramackem, Dec 5, 2017 at 3:34 PM.

  1. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    "Now I don't know about you, but at about this time of night I like to slip a Caramac under a squirrel."
     
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  2. Mr Redknapp

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  3. SAFCDurhamFTM

    SAFCDurhamFTM Midfield

    "Later on we'll be meeting a Roman gnome from a children's home, with a lump on his back and an ice-cream cone".
     
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  4. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    Graeme Lister - Lard for Laughs

    "Laugh number two, I force the lard through the face of popstar Mickey Rourke. Laaaaaaaaaarrr-d"
     
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  5. Colin was class! :lol:
     
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  6. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    :)
    He was. Very 'Mr Dennis'.
     
  7. Spin, spin, spin the Wheel of Justice

    See how fast the bastard turns
     
  8. SAFCDurhamFTM

    SAFCDurhamFTM Midfield

    "Ya know the Bishop of Stortford?"
    "Aye"
    "I'm employed by him to embrace people in cinema foyers!"
    "Ya lying get!"
     
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  9. Themig

    Themig Midfield

    Never funny in the first place, I doubt time has improved that
     
  10. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    :(

     
  11. dcl0sc

    dcl0sc Striker

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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  12. Mr Redknapp

    Mr Redknapp Striker

    Years ahead of its time.

    Luxury chocolates...malteasers :lol: :lol:
     
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  13. dcl0sc

    dcl0sc Striker

    :lol:
     
  14. Flared Hicks

    Flared Hicks Striker

    I still do a slo mo stumble followed by "Oh Vic, I've fallen", quickly followed up by my missus saying "I can smell the chafing".

    "Doesn't really matter" complete with daft voices is another that has stood the test of time in our house.

    Classic stuff that was very marmite. It was either on your wavelength and you thought it was hilarious or it was just daft.

    It was exactly the type of humour me and my mates at school had done all the time so I loved it.
     
  15. good laugh Terry, gets all the lasses and that
     
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  16. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    I have refashioned that into 'the wheel Of Promotion' for work.
     
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  17. snap, still ask the Mrs to get booze f't baby if I need any as well
     
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  18. When somebody goes down too easily at the football I shout "Oh Vic, I've fallen" I do try and ration it though as it would be every few minutes if I did it every time
     
  19. We do that with the kids when they fall over or can’t get up off the floor. probably still do it when they’re 15 and they’ll think we’re either really cool and retro because it will have come back, or that we’re fucking idiots.

    Did Terry also work at sallied carpets, and nick off with Rose, or was that someone else?
     

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