Trout pouts

[PinzaC55]

I took a selfie half way up Haystacks on Saturday and put on a trout pout to take the piss, i felt dirty for the rest of the day.

Is Giant Haystacks still alive ?

 

[The Fullwell Step]

A couple of young lasses (early 20's) who worked in our hotel were absolutely stunning, both naturally beautiful
One of them insisted we all became friends on pyatt book. When I went on to per.... Err I mean check their profile out I hardly recognised them. They both look like they're entering a bash Street kids plug look-alike contest with that gormless pout the daft twats pull. They look fuck all like they do in real life and not in a good way. Why do they do it????

Exactly this. f***ing ridiculous.

 

[Keawyeds]

Is Giant Haystacks still alive ?

I imagine he'd be easier to mount if he was dead.

 

[superflex]

Is Giant Haystacks still alive ?

Shirley he is still alive.

 

[Keawyeds]

Shirley he is still alive.

Been dead 20 year

 

[superflex]

Been dead 20 year

What?? Dig Daddy?

 

[gabbiadini1]

I'd imagine the only sort of fellas to like this look would be utter thunder like this clown..

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That's my new favourite picture. Every time I feel shit about stuff, I look at that. And laugh immensely

 

[Keawyeds]

I'd imagine the only sort of fellas to like this look would be utter thunder like this clown..

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That's my new favourite picture. Every time I feel shit about stuff, I look at that. And laugh immensely

What an absolute wankblanket

 

[Stormo]

I hate the ones who have had nee work done but insist on posing like f***ing imbeciles with that sort of pout in photos. f***ing stop it man, you look ridiculous!

This. And putting their head to one side when taking selfies with their mates, only turning the phone camera that way too, thus making a straight photo. What's the point?

 

[Billy Rocket]

Does anyone find this even slightly attractive? I'm the other way - I find it a massive turn off.
Saw a lass last night who was tidy in every department except her stupid inflated mouth.
Do women who do it have some kind of mental illness, like anorexia? Do they look in the mirror and think they look class, when in reality everyone else thinks they look ridiculous?

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Would you?

 

[Keawyeds]

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Would you?

Dr Who battled less fearsome creatures

 

[Dave Herbal]

I'd imagine the only sort of fellas to like this look would be utter thundercunts like this clown..

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That's my new favourite picture. Every time I feel shit about stuff, I look at that. And laugh immensely

Perception is a funny thing isn't it?
He probably sits in his nightclub booth with his Grey Goose and his roids and his barbie doll bird laughing at you.

 

[Shuggy]

I saw a (female) friend last week back in the UK from Houston for a wedding. She was never pretty. Over the past decade she has had the lot done. Started with a tummy tuck and has then worked her way up unless she took a detour via the minge. She is now grotesque. The latest transformational surgery was as a consequence of believing her chin to be the wrong shape or that she was about as undershot as my spaniel. So she had her jaw broken and reset into the desired position. And then a few implants.

I kid you not ,,,,,,when she speaks , there is nothing, zilch, fuck all , that moves............just this sound that comes out from behind closed teeth.

She'd make a fortune sat on a stool with her hand up the arse of a duck makin on it could talk.

 

[look out piano]

Facial mutilation, arseholes ! .

 

[Keawyeds]

Perception is a funny thing isn't it?
He probably sits in his nightclub booth with his Grey Goose and his roids and his barbie doll bird laughing at you.

Let him. I might have a bit of spare timber, but he's still a kernt

 

[yorkyexile]

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Would you?

No i`m neither gay nor a necrophiliac. Thats Pete Burns man

 

[Billy Rocket]

No i`m neither gay nor a necrophiliac. Thats Pete Burns man

Well spotted.

 

[The Snockerty Friddle]

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[Dave Herbal]

Facial mutilation, arseholes ! .

You don't need any of that though beautiful.

 

[look out piano]

You don't need any of that though beautiful.

cheers Dave !