Bad_mother
Striker
Anyone who begins a sentence with the word "So"
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people who shake their legs with their foot on the ground at tables vibrating everything
bouncers who bang their hands together in some form of ape behaviour
This is the beauty of self scanning as you do the shop. Pack as you go, and no checkout operator to be nice to, unless you get the random security check.I like putting my stuff down without the divider but always leave a sensible gap so it's obvious whose shopping is whose.
Then the look of panic on those in front as they see mine lined up behind theirs, they then quickly grab a divider and slam it down into the obvious gap.
They then feel all safe and warm inside, that plastic is keeping them protected in case I try to slip a packet of Jammy Dodgers into their weekly shop
I like putting my stuff down without the divider but always leave a sensible gap so it's obvious whose shopping is whose.
Then the look of panic on those in front as they see mine lined up behind theirs, they then quickly grab a divider and slam it down into the obvious gap.
They then feel all safe and warm inside, that plastic is keeping them protected in case I try to slip a packet of Jammy Dodgers into their weekly shop
There's this one fat lass at work who makes my desk shake every time she walks past. Weirdly we have fatter in the office but they don't have the same ability. Does my head in.
Sadly not.Big baps?
Sadly not.
"Terms and conditions apply"Adverts for cars that have all the windows blacked out. Adverts on the radio where they give you the terms and conditions at the end at 300mph.
People who see you come up behind them at a checkout, but don't put a divider down for you.
Amen brotherwhen you do a relatively simple task as removing a rear wheel on a bike to put a new tyre on and discover the bearings are shot so clart on for ages to remove the old ones and put the new ones in then find something's not right, spend ages trying to work out why then realise it's the the axle spacer inside the wheel between the bearings is too short and is the reason the original bearings were goosed and there's nowhere open to get the right size one now.