Things that are irritating

[look out piano]

When over cleaner says "use in a well ventilated area", so you precede to take the oven trays outside, spray and a gust of wind blows the fucker back in your face (not one of my better ideas tbf ). Thankfully it was only 1 spray so I didn't end up looking like the singing detective .

 

[Nig]

News readers always referring to crack as crack cocaine.

Probably to save confusion with banter crack and shìtty arse crack

 

[Deleted member 14766]

Those all-in-one wash station things in public loos. The one that dispense soap, water and hand drying blasts of air, all from one hole in the wall. That don’t.

 

[CPK1979]

Big dogs cocks

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Adverts for cars that have all the windows blacked out. Adverts on the radio where they give you the terms and conditions at the end at 300mph.

People who use inappropriate units for their data, such as mph instead of wpm.

james acaster does a funny bit in one if his shows

He does?

 

[Mr.Thunders]

People with amusing car stickers

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Draws.

Getting blisters on my toes from my flip flops in the first few days on hols. I will risk frostbite and ridicule and wear them a few times prior to my hols in future.

 

[Amnorrageordie]

People who use inappropriate units for their data, such as mph instead of wpm.


He does?

Not syllables per second?

People who wear flip flops.

 

[TwasOnTheFifthOfMay]

Draws.

Cotton or kitchen?