Stupid bairns names

[Pebbles]

My kids called Noah

I love the name Noah. It was on my short list for Bear but Mr Smith wouldn't go for it.

 

[Notts Black Cat]

Me and the Mrs are going to name our new arrival after the place it was conceived.

I'm hoping it's a girl, because i dont think 'Vagina' really suits a boy.

If its a boy you might want to consider Mike Hunt. Has a certain 'ring' to it!!

 

[Butters]

McKenzie. The mother probably got bucked in JD Sports changing rooms

 

[Keawyeds]

McKenzie. The mother probably got bucked in JD Sports changing rooms

These are my kids.
McKenzie, Lonsdale and Shape-ups.

 

[Dinsdale]

There's a Keegan on our payroll at work , he's 20 from Cramlington

There's a Cole along the road from me Dads named after Andy Cole. In Hartlepool n'all. He'll be about 18 now.

 

[KarenDent]

If its a boy you might want to consider Mike Hunt. Has a certain 'ring' to it!!

or Warwick

 

[Fungle Bungle]

If its a boy you might want to consider Mike Hunt. Has a certain 'ring' to it!!

There is a golfer who plays for Lancashire called Mike Hunt

http://www.lancashiregolf.org/matchplayers/9926


Haydn McCullen Delamere Forest Golf Club& Michael Hunt Pleasington Golf Club
Haydn McCullen Delamere Forest Golf Club& Michael Hunt Pleasington Golf Club

 

[Notts Black Cat]

There is a golfer who plays for Lancashire called Mike Hunt

http://www.lancashiregolf.org/matchplayers/9926


Haydn McCullen Delamere Forest Golf Club& Michael Hunt Pleasington Golf Club
Haydn McCullen Delamere Forest Golf Club& Michael Hunt Pleasington Golf Club

Wonder how many 'holes in one'. He's had?

 

[Venkman]

I love that name, if I've guessed it right.

Mentioned it just above

 

[Pebbles]

Mentioned it just above

I hadn't read ahead when I posted. :-D My friends and I were discussing this recently and wondering why Molly had made such a comeback but Polly hadn't. One of those friends is expecting now too and I have a feeling she might use it too.

 

[Venkman]

I hadn't read ahead when I posted. :-D My friends and I were discussing this recently and wondering why Molly had made such a comeback but Polly hadn't. One of those friends is expecting now too and I have a feeling she might use it too.

Well she can use Molly instead, unless she lives far away from Sunderland

 

[YorkMackem]

I think I read it on here, but somebody described the calls coming from the back lanes of Biker in the late 90's as Howay Oswaldo ya little ****, your pasty's ready".

 

[Pebbles]

Well she can use Molly instead, unless she lives far away from Sunderland

She's in Chatham so you're quite safe. I think they'll go for something old-fashioned as they're sweet like that but her nephews are called Byron and Lennox.

 

[Teed]

Blop.

 

[wilki]

Went to school with a kid called Nicholas Antony Balls. hard little bugger but had to be with a name like that.

 

[sarah_safc]

My sisters ( fuck off) going to call her little girl Georgia. Her boyfriend said if it was a boy he wanted to call him JohnDerek So we are all happy it's a girl

 

[Georgey Squaat Pants]

She's in Chatham so you're quite safe. I think they'll go for something old-fashioned as they're sweet like that but her nephews are called Byron and Lennox.

There's some horrendously named kids in medway like

 

[bench]

Kagen. girls name. awful.

 

[Steesafc]

I've mentioned this one before, I work in lots of different schools but my all time favourite was a little lass called Astra. How imaginative!

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[Dinsdale]

I've mentioned this one before, I work in lots of different schools but my all time favourite was a little lass called Astra. How imaginative!

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Obviously copying the Beckham model of naming the kid where it was conceived.