Stupid bairns names

Discussion in 'SMB' started by BiffaBeercan, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. BiffaBeercan

    BiffaBeercan Central Defender Contributor

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  2. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

  3. WheyHey

    WheyHey Striker

    Was in a boozer 2 weeks a go and a little toddler was causing havoc. Her name was Shakira :rolleyes:
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  4. Tex

    Tex Striker

    Here's trouble at mill over here cos some thicko wants to name their kid 'Messiah' and a judge has blocked it.
    On the one hand you should theoretically be free to call your kid whatever you like, on the other the court has the right to protect a kid from idiotic parents and the undoubted playground abuse the kid will get.
  5. That insane bewer who was on the telly the other night refusing to get her son cancer treatment, called the poor kid Neon.
  6. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    It was reported over here that the judge ordered the name to be changed on the gorunds that "there is only one messiah" :rolleyes:
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  7. weebil64

    weebil64 Winger

    Nevaeh, was wondering how the hell you would pronounce it? Noticed on Wiki the other day Tom Cleverley and his partner have named their child this, says it all really.
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  8. GypsyBlackCat

    GypsyBlackCat Midfield

    The judge was right. As you said he'll get bullied and have the pressure of being NUFC manager one day.
  9. weebil64

    weebil64 Winger

    Is he a very naughty boy?
  10. Bishop Mackem

    Bishop Mackem Striker

    I bet he's delighted with his name when he grows up
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  11. GypsyBlackCat

    GypsyBlackCat Midfield

    I heard this one in work. Some new 'mother' called her child Indie Kate.
  12. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    Seen an Alisha, Theo and Maya in recent weeks
  13. nelford_safc

    nelford_safc Striker

    Not a bad name, 'this'.

    Better than Nevaeh.
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  14. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Theo's not that bad. Theodore on the other hand just sounds like a chipmunk
  15. Pebbles

    Pebbles Striker

    What's wrong with Theo? It's a fine name.

    Best names I've ever seen were Swaley and Colton. No idea where they came from. Their mother was called Cressida and looked nothing like any Cressida I've come across in literature.
  16. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

  17. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Did you make the mistake of confusing her small and humble breasts with mountains?
    Or did her hips make you want to speak Spanish?
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  18. Bob Fleming

    Bob Fleming Striker

    Nice name that.
  19. weebil64

    weebil64 Winger

    You're a funny guy. Probably the type of funny guy who has to keep telling people what a funny guy you really are.
  20. Randy Ostrich

    Randy Ostrich Striker

    Sounds daft to me. Plus the surname is Farquharson

    I've posted them on here before but the best names I've ever seen on babies were Maxwell Dingly-Butt and Padme Mott :lol:
    Gerraway man Bob - almost as bad as Isla

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